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Sgt PSN · March 03, 2008, 07:29:16 PM

Quote from: PhillyGirl on March 02, 2008, 03:19:28 PM
Why do closed down gas stations in NJ get painted ALL black. Bricks, signs, EVERYTHING?

So it matches the ocean?

hbionic · July 02, 2009, 01:41:27 PM

Ok....I was brushing my teeth and this came to mind:

Is the guy who played the captain on 21 jumpstreet, the same guy that played the government guy from the X-files? (episode where Mulder thought he was seeing a hanger full of aliens)?

Diomedes · November 08, 2010, 06:03:20 PM

Bank question:

Why do some ATMs have armed guards standing out front of them and others don't? I see one ATM at a Bank of America that has an armed guard standing outside a lot, but other ATMs nearby never have a dude with a gun standing watch. And why is the guard there a lot of the time, but not all the time?

Can anyone shed light on this?

I would ask the guard himself, but that seems like the kind of question he should probably not answer, so I haven't asked. Besides, dude has a gun, I just as well steer clear.

mussa · November 08, 2010, 06:38:20 PM

Are you in the ghetto? Even my few years in Philly I have never seen that. Only thing I can think of is they are taking money in or out of the bank.

Diomedes · November 08, 2010, 06:40:24 PM

I've thought of that too, but never once seen a truck.

Sgt PSN · November 08, 2010, 06:49:35 PM

That's because they don't use trucks any more, dumb dumb. It's all about armor plated Pruises these days. Criminals don't know to look for them and it's a great way to help save the environment while toting around bags of dead trees.

Diomedes · November 08, 2010, 06:51:21 PM

not helpful
not even funny

to the stockade with you shteinbag

Sgt PSN · November 08, 2010, 06:54:26 PM

Did I pluralize Prius incorrectly? Is it supposed to be Pri'i?

Yeti · November 08, 2010, 10:50:27 PM

Pri'i lol

Diomedes · June 28, 2011, 05:58:22 AM

Why do people put a piece of clothing in the rolled up window of a car they have left by the side of the road? I see this all the time..usually something white but I've seen red and black too...

What's the point?

reese125 · June 28, 2011, 08:04:02 AM

Signal to show that the car wasnt just abandoned to motorists or police and the driver needs assistance to that location.

ice grillin you · June 28, 2011, 09:36:37 AM

dio taking the thread title literally

reese125 · June 28, 2011, 09:46:05 AM

Even when I saw someone do that for the first time I thought it was pretty self-explanatory, but Dio gets a one time only pass for the question because he's the godfather and he's in the right thread.

Tomahawk · June 28, 2011, 10:11:50 AM

Quote from: Diomedes on June 28, 2011, 05:58:22 AM
Why do people put a piece of clothing in the rolled up window of a car they have left by the side of the road? I see this all the time..usually something white but I've seen red and black too...

What's the point?

According to Dio, the cars are abandoned

paco · June 28, 2011, 10:15:53 AM

Why did the two actresses who made out in Black Swan both come out with friends-with-benifits movies? More importantly, is this going to be like the superhero movies coming out that are leading to up to an Avengers movies where these will be the two prequils to a friends-with-benifits movie between said two actresses? Because that would probably be the highest grossing movie of all time.