Dead in 2005

Started by Diomedes, January 08, 2005, 03:42:26 AM

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SD_Eagle5

"It ain't legal, unless he's an Eagle!" (That quote was by BigEd during the TO fiasco)

He seemed so much younger....

BigEd76

I remember that!  :-D

RIP Johnny  :-\

Greenfeather

Knox Harrington....Video Artist!

SD_Eagle5

Quote from: BigEd76 on March 29, 2005, 06:44:20 PM
I remember that!  :-D

RIP Johnny  :-\

;D



QuoteLadies and gentlemen of the supposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider: (pulling down a diagram of Chewie) this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk, but Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now, think about that. That does not make sense! (jury looks shocked)

Why would a Wookiee -- an eight foot tall Wookiee -- want to live on Endor with a bunch of two foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense!

But more importantly, you have to ask yourself: what does that have to do with this case? (calmly) Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense!

Look at me, I'm a lawyer defending a major record company, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca. Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense. None of this makes sense.

And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberating and conjugating the Emancipation Proclamation... does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense.

If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests.


PoopyfaceMcGee

I never hated the guy as much as I thought I should have.  RIP Johnny C.

PhillyGirl

Talk about Karma.

I know, I'm going to hell.
"Oh, yeah. They'll still boo. They have to. They're born to boo. Just now, they'll only boo with two Os instead of like four." - Larry Andersen

BigEd76

Heard that Mitch Hedberg died of a drug overdose.  Nothing on the major news sites yet....  :-\

Greenfeather

Quote from: BigEd76 on March 31, 2005, 12:15:40 PM
Heard that Mitch Hedberg died of a drug overdose.  Nothing on the major news sites yet....  :-\

The Comedy Central website has a small photo Mitch Hedberg 1968-2005.  No details.  He was one of my favorite
stand up comics. Very Sad.  :'(
Knox Harrington....Video Artist!

Phanatic

The Pope's condition has worsened and someone is reporting that he has passed already. Either way it looks like he's close to crossing over.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7263878/

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MURP

damn, knew I should have put him at #1.

MDS

He was given his last rights.....should happen soon.
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

MadMarchHare

HAH - I took him off my list for a waiver wire, because he offered me the least points.  That'll teach me. :boom
He better die in the next 7 and a half hours....
Anyone but Reid.

Father Demon

Quote from: MadMarchHare on March 31, 2005, 05:22:17 PM
HAH - I took him off my list for a waiver wire, because he offered me the least points.  That'll teach me. :boom
He better die in the next 7 and a half hours....

HOLD ON, POPE, HOLD ON!!!!
The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.

PoopyfaceMcGee

The pope can't die... we already have 3 in Cochran, Hedberg, and Schiavo.

MadMarchHare

Anyone but Reid.