Anyone seen a good movie lately?

[rjs246]

Terrible haiku.

[General_Failure]

This thread needs more Haku.

[Munson]

lol The Islanders.

The WWF had some quality names for their tag teams back then.

[Rome]

Saw The Karate Kid at the dollar theater this afternoon.  Spent three dollars for me and the family and it might have been the worst three bucks I've ever spent.

Jesus what an atrocious movie.

[Diomedes]

This surprises you?

[Rome]

Actually, a little, yeah.

The original was hokey and predictable but it was hokey & predictable on purpose and because of that it had a certain charm.  This POS was just an excuse for Will Smith to put his creepy little offspring on screen for two hours. 

I almost felt bad for Jackie Chan, and I would have if not for the fact that he probably made 10 million dollars to play second banana in a howler of a movie.

[ice grillin you]

piranah - absolutely outstanding b movie....it was everything grindhouse wanted to be and should have been....when i read a while back that it was the bloodiest movie ever made i thought it was classic overhype....but jesus it wasnt....the amount of gore was unbelievably over the top...but in an awesome grindhouse humorous manor...amazing gratuitous nudity as well...omg kelly brook nude underwater dance scene is wow...even the 3d which i cant stand wasnt super terrible...only negative was that it cost farging 13.50 to see...total must see tho

10/10

[Susquehanna Birder]

I just spit my 90 Minute all over my keyboard.

[MDS]

Kelly brook is top 10

Just an insanely perfect specimen

[Seabiscuit36]

So, 300 is less cool because you see dood dick?

[ice grillin you]

pirhana has dick in it....but its basically an hour and a half of boobies and blood...it was also really funny and didnt take itself serious

300 was two hours of sweaty gladiators that was made for prepubescent dungeon and dragon fans who arent sure if they like guys or girls yet

[Munson]

Ice grillin you...hatin on Fight Club and The Hangover, loving Piranha 3D


Take his movie reviews super srs.

[ice grillin you]

LOS ANGELES -- Prehistoric killer fish will get another chance to sink their teeth into audiences in an upcoming sequel to "Piranha 3D."

Dimension Films, which released the over-the-top thriller this past weekend, announced Monday that part two is in the works.

"Piranha 3D" didn't have a great opening, debuting in sixth place at the box office with $10.1 million. But it got an overwhelmingly strong critical reception, earning 81 percent positive reviews on the Rotten Tomatoes website.

[Eagles_Legendz]

I have to agree with IGY that I had a great time at Piranha 3D.  Not sure I'd give it a 10/10 but if you're in the mood for farging ridiculous shtein on screen for 90 mins, it's hard to find a better offering.

[ice grillin you]

its the lowest 10 you can get on the scale....but its a perfect movie and knocks what it was trying to do out of the park