Anyone seen a good movie lately?

Started by henchmanUK, December 09, 2004, 11:44:05 AM

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Magical_Retard

sahara: 1/5

dumb movie that i caught on tnt tonight.

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PoopyfaceMcGee

As you all probably already assumed, "No Reservations" was a lame-assed attempt at a romantic "comedy."  It actually attempted to induce tears as much as laughs.  Catherine Zeta-Jones manages to show no skin whatsoever and find a way to be largely average throughout, and if you weren't already sick of the little girl from "Little Miss Sunshine," you'll be sick of her after this.

1.5/5, because it was better than "Sahara"

methdeez

"Dan in Real life" -
Fairly decent romantic comedy, that loses points for having Dane Cook in it.
Had some good moments, went bad in the end like they all do trying to tie up all of the loose ends into a happy bundle in the last 15 minutes.
2/5

Rome

I watched Transformers again yesterday.  I hated even more than the first time I saw it.

The only redeeming characteristic I found was Megan Fox.  She can't act whatsoever, but this movie didn't really require any acting per se.  She might be the hottest young slut in movies today.  And really that's all that counts, right?



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SunMo

how can you hate transformers...there's nothing there to hate

nobody's trying to pass off anything as oscar worthy, it's a special effects orgy with fighting robots...any person with a cock can't hate that
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Sgt PSN

The only thing I hated about it was Bumblebee being an ugly new Camaro instead of a Beetle. 

Things that kind of annoyed me about it:

Megatron not appearing until halfway through.
Starscream not being a power hungry idiot. 
No energon cubes. 

Rome

Quote from: SunMo on May 12, 2008, 04:11:05 PM
how can you hate transformers...there's nothing there to hate

nobody's trying to pass off anything as oscar worthy, it's a special effects orgy with fighting robots...any person with a cock can't hate that

i hated it because there wasn't any naked broads in it.  and because you weren't there holding my hand through all the skeery parts.

PoopyfaceMcGee

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Feva

Quote from: Sgt PSN on May 12, 2008, 04:51:50 PM
The only thing I hated about it was Bumblebee being an ugly new Camaro instead of a Beetle. 

Things that kind of annoyed me about it:

Megatron not appearing until halfway through.
Starscream not being a power hungry idiot. 
No energon cubes. 

Who cares?

A whole lot of real-looking CGI animated robots blew a whole lot of shtein up for 2 hours... it was great.

You loved it.  Say you loved it. Say you loved it, you little bitch! SAY YOU LOVED IT!!!
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Saw Bourne Identity this weekend. Haven't seen any of them so we're going to watch all of them. 4 of 5. Though when Damon started to get it on with his love interest "I'm farging Matt Damon" popped into my head making me laugh a bit. Solid movie though.
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Quote from: EagleFeva on May 12, 2008, 05:40:16 PM
A whole lot of real-looking CGI animated robots blew a whole lot of shtein up for 2 hours.

Had that been the case, the movie would have been awesome. Instead we got awkwardly long scenes full of people no one gives a damn about and real-looking CGI animated robots hiding in mom's garden.

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Seabiscuit36

Quote from: Sgt PSN on May 12, 2008, 04:51:50 PM
The only thing I hated about it was Bumblebee being an ugly new Camaro instead of a Beetle. 

Things that kind of annoyed me about it:

Megatron not appearing until halfway through.
Starscream not being a power hungry idiot. 
No energon cubes. 
NERD

Actually, VW refused to have the Beetle in the movie because it portrayed violence, and Dar Fuhers car is not meant for violence.

Starscream will be in the 2nd movie, and play a prominent role

I hope Soundwave is in this second one
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mussa

nerds...speaking of cartoons back in our day movie, i saw something about master of the universe movie? anyone else hear about a he-man movie? haha
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Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on May 13, 2008, 08:20:40 AM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on May 12, 2008, 04:51:50 PM
The only thing I hated about it was Bumblebee being an ugly new Camaro instead of a Beetle. 

Things that kind of annoyed me about it:

Megatron not appearing until halfway through.
Starscream not being a power hungry idiot. 
No energon cubes. 
NERD

Actually, VW refused to have the Beetle in the movie because it portrayed violence, and Dar Fuhers car is not meant for violence.

Starscream will be in the 2nd movie, and play a prominent role

I hope Soundwave is in this second one

I heard about VW not wanting to lend it's name to violence but still annoyed me that they used a new Camaro.  Those things are fugly.

In the 2nd one, I just want to see more robots and less people.  Maybe some Constructacons and Dinobots.   

Quote from: mussa on May 13, 2008, 09:53:46 AM
nerds...speaking of cartoons back in our day movie, i saw something about master of the universe movie? anyone else hear about a he-man movie? haha

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Seabiscuit36

you are clearly gay if yo think the new Mustang looks great, and the new Camaro looks fugly
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