Anyone seen a good movie lately?

Started by henchmanUK, December 09, 2004, 11:44:05 AM

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phattymatty

watched Sherry Baby tonight.  blah.  ok movie i guess, nothing great about it.  and all of you who think maggie gyllenhal is hot must walk around wal-mart or the rest stops on 95 with raging hard-ons, because 75% of the chicks you see there are just as good looking as her.

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General_Failure

Against all logical thinking, the girl and I watched the 5 Batman movies that don't have Adam West and/or shark repellant in them yesterday. While we were watching that, I was downloading good movies to watch some other day.

Batman - Holy batcrap, this movie is 20 years old already? It hasn't aged well. I can't believe it's the SERIOUS BISNESS one of the old movies. It's laughable now, and I can't believe it was supposed to be a good movie when it was new. 3/5, for the art gallery scene with Jack Nicholson dancing to Prince songs.

Batman Returns - Two stars alone for Michelle Pfeiffer. One star for Walken's voice. Half a star off for his son Skip. Half a star for The Penguin. One star for the Rubber Ducky with Ferrari doors and machine guns. Total - 3/5

Batman Forever - This is the dawning of the da-glo street gangs and Alfred's fixation with rubber nipples and hard butt plates. Truly these were terrible times. 2/5

Batman and Robin - God Bless Uma Thurman and Ahnold. They really got into their cheesy lines. Typical movie for Arnold, really. Uma really gave it her b-movie all and did a fantastic job of being awful. Everyone else in the movie should burn in hell. 1/5

Batman Begins - Slow plot building through an actual backstory while American Psycho and his knighted butler build the batsuit  one piece at a time. Had they actually found someone who could act for the one female part in the movie it would be damn near perfect. 4/5

The man. The myth. The legend.

ice grillin you

and all of you who think maggie gyllenhal is hot

do people really think shes hot?

i think shes incredibly sexy...id like to do a line of coke off her labia
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SD_Eagle5

Quote from: General_Failure on March 26, 2007, 11:39:58 PM
Against all logical thinking, the girl and I watched the 5 Batman movies that don't have Adam West and/or shark repellant in them yesterday.

Phanatic

Quote from: SD_Eagle on March 27, 2007, 08:38:41 AM
Quote from: General_Failure on March 26, 2007, 11:39:58 PM
Against all logical thinking, the girl and I watched the 5 Batman movies that don't have Adam West and/or shark repellant in them yesterday.


HA! I heart the Adam West version!
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Feva

Quote from: ice grillin you on March 26, 2007, 11:45:03 AM
i loved the ending....but how do you lose an exhibition fight


edit: actually apollo creed had the ultimate exhibition loss

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PoopyfaceMcGee

Quote from: SD_Eagle on March 26, 2007, 11:25:52 AM
(I still like the original ending they used better, since he left the ring before the announcement because to him it wasn't about winning or losing)

Agreed.  He got out his demons.  He taught all the young'ins (including his opponent) a lesson.  He won without winning.  Yay Rocky.

Diomedes

he won without winning.

kinda like the Eagles. 
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PoopyfaceMcGee

Quote from: Diomedes on March 28, 2007, 11:54:03 AM
he won without winning.

kinda like the Eagles. 

The gold standard is Philly-wide, in both truth and fiction.

rjs246

Watching The Prestige tonight. And probably some porn. Probably.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

PoopyfaceMcGee

Quote from: rjs246 on March 28, 2007, 12:49:10 PM
Watching The Prestige tonight. And probably some porn. Probably.

That sounds like a fun Wednesday night.

ice grillin you

'grindhouse' is the cover story on last weeks entertainment mag and its an excellent piece if anyone is interested
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous