Anyone seen a good movie lately?

Started by henchmanUK, December 09, 2004, 11:44:05 AM

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rjs246

Quote from: Tomahawk on August 01, 2005, 05:20:02 PM
Without ever hearing of it before, I am going to go buy that movie tonight!

Stop saying what I was about to say.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

MadMarchHare

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Quote from: Wingspan on August 01, 2005, 05:10:51 PM
rented a movie called "Jesus Christ, Vampire Hunter" should arive from netflix tomorrow. anyone ever see it?

i'll let people know how it is after i watch it.

i rented it based on the title alone, and nothing else.

From IMDB:  Quotes

QuoteDr. Pretorious: We're running short on skin. We'll need to harvest more lesbians.
QuoteGod: Jesus...
Jesus Christ: Is that you, bowl of cherries?
God: Do bowls of cherries talk, Jesus?
Jesus Christ: I don't know. I've seen a lot of strange things over the years.
God: You need help, Jesus, and I will not forsake it.
Jesus Christ: Ohh, it's you Dad. So what's your advice?
:-D

I also found this site, with pics, mpegs and wavs.
http://www.badmovies.org/movies/jesusvamp/
Anyone but Reid.

rjs246

Holy crap. How have I never heard of this movie?
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Tomahawk

I just bought it from Amazon.com. If I weren't such a cheap bastich, I'd opt for the express delivery.

ParkingLotFlagDude

Cant wait for the review of JC Vampire Hunter, with lines like this:

Don't let this gringo con you, Jesus. He'll have you wrestling midgets in border towns for ten percent of the net."  :-D
Then I saw you doing sit-ups in front of a mall.  My dad told me that it was your house.

rjs246

Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

mussa

ya mean cory feldman isn't in that movie?
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MadMarchHare

And if you really wanna see "JC, VH", check out Peter Jackson's directorial debut:

Anyone but Reid.

Tomahawk

Quote from: MadMarchHare on August 02, 2005, 11:07:54 AM
And if you really wanna see "JC, VH", check out Peter Jackson's directorial debut:



That movie just looks stupid. Not at all like the presumed cinematic masterpiece, JESUS CHRIST VAMPIRE HUNTER.

MadMarchHare

I've seen it.  It is stupid.  So stupid its pretty funny.
Anyone but Reid.

SD_Eagle5

Just got back from seeing Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Wonka's a completely different character in this version. At first I didn't like Depp's childish portrayal of Wonka, but after seeing why he was acting the way he was, it all made sense. Overall the original was better, but I definitely liked the social setup of the childrens behavior as compared to their parents. This version was a bit deeper, just not as good as the original.

PoopyfaceMcGee

The wife just finished re-reading the book and confirmed that the new movie is much more true to the spirit/story of the book, which is pretty much what we thought all along.  It's unfortunate that it can't avoid being compared (and usually unfavorably) to the very popular original, but they're all laughing their way to the bank anyway.

Zanshin

I just don't get why so many people are facinated by Charlie and the Chocolate Factory...positive or negative.

MURP

Quote from: Zanshin on August 04, 2005, 08:25:19 AM
I just don't get why so many people are facinated by Charlie and the Chocolate Factory...positive or negative.

there are  a lot of gays out there Z.

MURP

Wingspan, where is your vampire jesus movie review?