Ashlee Simpson's career is over

[Zanshin]

Well, okay.  If Ashlee can't sing, dance OR sing...or even look good on stage...where does that leave her?

(there's a good Tom Petty joke in there someplace, but I like Tom...so I won't go there).

[Father Demon]

And the funny-as-hell-kick-ass remix of her blunder:


Ashlee

[Diomedes]

I her career were really over, I'd get to see her in hard core porn flicks.  Or on a sappy memorial show after her plane goes down.  Sadly, neither has happened.  She'll keep shilling to the idiots, they'll lap it up, and the circle of life goes round and round. 

[hunt]

this has nothing to do with ashlee simpson but i didn't know where else to post it.

[Diomedes]

This pathetic little runt's parents probably talk about the kid with language like "miracle" and "unique."

[Zanshin]

This pathetic little runt's parents probably talk about the kid with language like "miracle" and "unique."

Yeah, what's wrong with them!  They ought to just browbeat and denigrate the kid so he grows up to be irreversibly cynical and bitter.  Stupid loving parents.

[Diomedes]

Or maybe just somewhere in between the uber-narcissistic child-worship which rules our day, and the abuse you seem to think I advocate.  Stupid people.

[Zanshin]

Me so uber stupid.

And what's up with "uber?"  Not just to you Dio, but, man...people have been tossing that around quite a bit. It's uber-annoying me, and uber over-played.

Hey, kids are great and we live in a tough world.  I'd rather parents err on the side of giving their kids too much credit than not enough.  There are enough lousy people in the world as it is. 

[General_Failure]

And what's up with "uber?" Not just to you Dio, but, man...people have been tossing that around quite a bit. It's uber-annoying me, and uber over-played.

When it doubt, blame CounterStrike.

[Diomedes]

And what's up with "uber?" Not just to you Dio, but, man...people have been tossing that around quite a bit. It's uber-annoying me, and uber over-played.

In these times of strike first to protect the "homeland", of France hating, of secret detentions and library record checking, all things German are doing pretty well.  Soon we'll just call him Herr Bush.  Easier for the neocons to pronounce than that long, multi-syllabic fancy pants elitist "P" word.

last comment on the farging children:
I'm tired of baby worship.  Pregnant chicks don't deserve special parking spots.  Having a "baby on board" your farging suburban tank gives you no more right to safety than anyone else on the road.  Your screaming child at the booth next to me is not acceptable, and no kids don't do that.  Not every kid is a potential Einstein..more like potential gas huffers.  You don't want your kid to watch porn, watch your kid.  I'm sick of being held responsible for everyone elses farging glorified pets.

There's nothing quite so pathetic as watching yuppie parents chasing their little waterhead miracle children around, ready to catch them lest they bump their precious head in the grass.

Farg the children.

[Zanshin]

lol...not that you care, but I don't think you're a bad guy; but you do come off as strangely ridiculous sometimes.  So, your plan is for a nine-month pregant women to hoof it with groceries to her car? For parents to instill limitations in their kids?  For kids not to go to the McDonalds you happen to be at? To encourage the random head splatter on a playground?  Come on.

[since75]

Thanks Ed.  Ya gotta wonder why the band just didn't stop playing when they saw her stop and walk off stage.  It looked like 2 of the guitar players were trying to keep from laughing. 

Somebody had to do something...LOL. They couldn't just stand there. They adapted and overecame, Jarine...you of all people should have noticed that...LOL

[Susquehanna Birder]

Pregnant chicks don't deserve special parking spots.

While the rest of your post is utter hogwash, this is actually a good point. I can also say the same for handicapped spaces.

Consider how those special blue parking spots got started. They were made to be extra-big, so that people in specially equipped vehicles could get their wheelchairs loaded and unloaded. They are a real requirement for those who can't use regular-sized spaces.

Somewhere along the line, the blue spaces became desireable by people who have lesser problems. Have an arthritic knee? Sure - you get a special space! How many times have you seen people - with the proper placarding and all - get out of a car and walk, normally, into a store? That just makes me want to go Yeti from my driver's seat.

[Zanshin]

How people use them, and the intent, are differnt things, though.

[Yeti]

How many times have you seen people - with the proper placarding and all - get out of a car and walk, normally, into a store?

Just yell at them "Hey limpy, if you're not handicapped going in you will be comin out."