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Sgt PSN

#30
September 15, 2003, 12:09:42 PM
Quote from: PhillyGirl on September 15, 2003, 11:58:16 AMAndy Reid's playcalling.

No, that's not a joke.  It's a tragedy.  

dpierce

#31
September 15, 2003, 12:55:27 PM
"Execution of the offense? I'm in favor of it."

                                                    -John McKay
Crier of the week: Terrorists of all backgrounds. Tantrums are selfish acts by children; extortion and murder disguised as fervor for a cause are both selfish and just plain evil. "We're gonna blow up things and kill people until we get our way!" There's a convincing argument, huh?

joneszilla

#32
September 15, 2003, 01:07:58 PM
Quote from: dpierce on September 15, 2003, 12:55:27 PM
"Execution of the offense? I'm in favor of it."

                                                    -John McKay

Thats a classic quote.  Love that one.

Sgt PSN

#33
September 15, 2003, 02:36:18 PM
Oh shtein, I forget exactly what it was he said so I'll paraphrase.  Hopefully I don't farg it up too bad.  

We didn't block well today, but we made up for it by not tackling. - John McKay

dpierce

#34
September 15, 2003, 02:51:18 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on September 15, 2003, 02:36:18 PM
Oh shtein, I forget exactly what it was he said so I'll paraphrase.  Hopefully I don't farg it up too bad.  

We didn't block well today, but we made up for it by not tackling. - John McKay

That's dead-on accurate...and still hilarious.
Crier of the week: Terrorists of all backgrounds. Tantrums are selfish acts by children; extortion and murder disguised as fervor for a cause are both selfish and just plain evil. "We're gonna blow up things and kill people until we get our way!" There's a convincing argument, huh?

General_Failure

#35
September 16, 2003, 11:59:48 PM
What's pink and slowly turns red?
A baby chewing a razor blade.

What do Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.

A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the deep South.
He got a ride from a mean-looking redneck trucker. After riding about 30 miles in silence, the youth finally said, "Well, aren't you going to ask me?"
"Ask you what?" replied the trucker.
"If I'm a boy or a girl," answered the youth.
"Don't matter," replied the trucker. "Gonna farg ya anyway."

The man. The myth. The legend.

shorebird

#36
September 17, 2003, 04:37:57 PM
I went to the doctor about a week back for a weak back. :-D :-D :-D :-D

shorebird

#37
September 17, 2003, 04:40:56 PM
A co-worker got pissed at me today and told me to kiss his ass.

I said, "I would, but it looks too much like your face."

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

Tomahawk

#38
September 17, 2003, 04:57:26 PM
Quote from: shorebird on September 17, 2003, 04:40:56 PM
A co-worker got pissed at me today and told me to kiss his ass.

I said, "I would, but it looks too much like your face."

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D



Though neither of your jokes are funny ( ;D), whenever a female co-worker tells me to kiss her ass, which suprisingly happens regularly, I ask her to, "Point out a spot because you're all ass, baby."

Sgt PSN

#39
September 17, 2003, 04:57:48 PM
Read this out loud:

I am we Todd did.

I am sofa king we Todd did.  

Syracuse

#40
September 17, 2003, 05:13:30 PM
LMFAO, putz.
I am an agent of chaos

MURP

#41
September 17, 2003, 05:32:13 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on September 17, 2003, 04:57:48 PM
Read this out loud:

I am we Todd did.

I am sofa king we Todd did.  

lmao

Mad-Lad

#42
September 17, 2003, 05:44:37 PM
How do you make a dead baby float?
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2 scoops of dead baby and root beer.

Sgt PSN

#43
September 17, 2003, 05:49:36 PM
LMFAO! That's just sick.  

PhillyGirl

#44
September 17, 2003, 05:55:36 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on September 17, 2003, 04:57:48 PM
Read this out loud:

I am we Todd did.

I am sofa king we Todd did.  

Yeeeah, I am really We Todd did.



It took me 3 times saying it out loud to get it.

:paranoid :-[
"Oh, yeah. They'll still boo. They have to. They're born to boo. Just now, they'll only boo with two Os instead of like four." - Larry Andersen
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