April Fool's

Started by Diomedes, March 20, 2010, 07:56:37 AM

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Diomedes

#15
March 20, 2010, 09:22:30 PM
that's more like it. 

the builder just got a brand new GMC 2500 4x4, all the bells and whistles.  the other guys on the job been chiding him for buying a truck from Obama. 
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

PhillyPhanInDC

#16
March 20, 2010, 10:19:05 PM Last Edit: March 20, 2010, 11:07:04 PM by PhillyPhanInDC
There are stores in the mall like Spencer's and Hot Topic that sell magnetic bumper stickers. We got a few that said fun stuff like "I love gay porn", and " I eat man meat". We'd put them on the passenger sides of co-worker's cars as they sat in the parking lot at work, just under their side mirror. Who checks the side of their car before driving home? Any rate, we stuck it on one dude's car on a Friday. Monday morning he came back to work, and it was still there. He had been driving around all weekend with it on there. Wasn't thrilled when someone pointed at it at lunch and asked about it.
"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.""  R.I.P George.

Diomedes

#17
March 20, 2010, 10:43:53 PM
well done
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

PhillyPhanInDC

#18
March 20, 2010, 11:07:38 PM
Also, the phony lottery tickets kick ass. Mix it in with a bunch of real ones, and pass them around the break room.
"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.""  R.I.P George.

4and26

#19
March 23, 2010, 03:15:15 PM
All time favorite was I put a bumper sticker on my colleges car that read - in big, bold, colorful letters - GAY AND PROUD OF IT.

He didn't notice it for over a week  :evil

Sgt PSN

#20
March 23, 2010, 03:23:04 PM
did he notice all of the gaymanbuttsecks he was having?  because if he didn't then i'd say he's actually gay. 

DH

#21
March 23, 2010, 03:42:32 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhanInDC on March 20, 2010, 11:07:38 PM
Also, the phony lottery tickets kick ass. Mix it in with a bunch of real ones, and pass them around the break room.

That's not cool. Seriously, if I was handed a ticket a "won" a mil, to then only be told "April Fool's!", I would have to murder someone.

Sgt PSN

#22
March 23, 2010, 04:00:44 PM
yep.  just ask this guy:

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