Gator One, Human Being Minus One (Almost).

[Seabiscuit36]

Its all in the Hips

[paco]

Sadly the Gator will be destroyed while the useless retard who ignored warning signs and climbed into a pit frequented by alligators will live.

This wouldnt happen if people would watch Happy Gilmore.

kidney stones sound worse

Im going to have to put that up there in my top five, right along Heights, Needles and Clowns   

[Diomedes]

pad

[Munson]

Tits.

[SunMo]

they found another gator in that creek, and they aren't sure where they are coming from.

i'm scared.

[ice grillin you]

i literally will be playing golf in fla 96 hrs from now

[Geowhizzer]

they found another gator in that creek, and they aren't sure where they are coming from.

i'm scared.

Get your shotgun, and soon you can have a new pair of shoes.

[General_Failure]

i literally will be playing golf in fla 96 hrs from now

Running right down to the course as soon as you get off the train?

[ice grillin you]

amtrak holla....pretty much....train gets in at deland friday afternoon...golf first thing saturday morning

[Rome]

Me and my old lady did that train thing once.  When we moved here we drove our one car down with a bunch of stuff to scout out apartments and hang out on the beach for a few days and then we took the train back.   It's amazing how little there is to do on a train besides fornicate.

[ice grillin you]

ummm drink yourself into an oblivion while watching seasons 1 and 2 of the wire???

[Rome]

Bang your old lady repeatedly in every conceivable position or get drunk and watch the dramatic version of "Good Times" for 24 hours?

Hmmm... yep, you're right, a tough choice.

[ice grillin you]

the wire > sex with your woman

getting drunk >>>>>>>>>> the wire

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

the wire > sex with your woman

getting drunk >>>>>>>>>> the wire

It seems your woman needs to work a little harder.

secks > getting drunk >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> any TV show

[rjs246]

getting drunk >>>>>>>>>> the wire

Truth.