Humpday "Caption This"

[Father Demon]

[mussa]

TO even as a child was desperate for attention

[ice grillin you]

boomin and ya boomin and ya boomin in ya jeep....type of ish that hits when ya pump it in ya truck

[MURP]

Me and Lorenzo rollin in the Benzo.

[reese125]

Xzibit provides another happy customer

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Jerome McDougle's assailant making a quick getaway from the scene

[rjs246]

Reeboks. No socks.

[Sgt PSN]

You know it's funky funky funky cos you heard it from hear-say
A jam that you love that don't be gettin no airplay
Strictly for frontin when you're ridin around
12 o'clock at night with your windows down
Headlights breakin cos your batteries drain
Armor all on your tires and a big gold chain
Parkin outside of all the hip-hop spots
Push the E-Q and play connect the dots
Leanin to the side, people everywhere
The trunk full of amps, there ain't no room for a spare
Big beats bumpin with the bass in back
All the sophisticated suckers catch a heart attack
Cos they don't understand why I act this way
Pumpin up the funky beat until the break of day
It's because I want attention when i'm ridin by
And the girls be on my jock cos my system's fly

[Phanatic]

We like the cars, the cars that go boom,
We're Tigra and Bunny and we like the boom.

[General_Failure]

There's only one thing that system can play, and that's TO's own interviews.

[PhillyPhanInDC]

A little old school:

"Black boy, black boy turn that shtein down
You know that America don't wanna hear the sound
Of the bass drum jungle music go back to Africa
stillupfront's mom* I'll arrest ya if ya holdin up trafffic
I'll be damned if I listen, so cops save your breath and
Write another ticket if ya have any left and
I'm breakin ear drums while I'm breakin the law
I'm disturbin all the peace cause Sister Souljah said war
So catch me if ya can, if ya can here's a donut
Cause once ya drive away, yo I'm gonna go nut
And turn it up to where it was before nice try
But ya can't stop the power of the bass in ya eye
I wonder if I blasted a little Elvis Presley
Would they pull me over and attempt to arrest me
I really doubt doubt it, they probably start dancin
Jumpin on my tip and pissin in they pants and
Wigglin and jigglin and grabbin on they pelvis
But you know my name so you never hear no Elvis
Strictly the hardcore dirty street level hits
God's on my side so watch what the devil gets
Positivity hittin 50 levels deep
Comin out, they comin out the woofers in my Jeep"

* Awesomeness.

[Father Demon]

Pimp My Ride, Nickelodean style.

[Sgt PSN]

Good one DC.  I was thinking about posting that one as well but Master Ace doesn't even compare to LL. 

Born to Roll is def a bumpin ass song though. 

[ice grillin you]

I was thinking about posting that one as well but Master Ace doesn't even compare to LL

yeah he shteins all over him

[Feva]

"Dammit, I dropped the farging flux capacitor!"