Bentley apparently IS at the Novacare Center this morning

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Beermonkey

#330
March 12, 2006, 07:59:05 PM
I thieved this from a humor site, as it really summed up how I felt about free agency Saturday morning.

QuoteImagine waking up on your birthday and finding a box for a 60-inch hi-def TV in your living room. You open the box to find your grandmother, who is naked except for a pair of stiletto heels. She gives you the most disgusting handjob of your life, then grinds your balls in with her heels while forcing you to watch her pleasure herself. Then she walks outside and gets hit by a trash truck.

rjs246

#331
March 12, 2006, 07:59:07 PM
I thought Schoebel was a blocking specialist! I know more about football and everyone in my house! Including my dog! Yay!
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

PhillyPhreak54

#332
March 12, 2006, 07:59:11 PM
I know. But some of those callers are idiots.

Feva

#333
March 12, 2006, 08:00:55 PM
Some?
"Now I'm completing up the other half of that triangle" - Emmitt Smith on joining Troy Aikman and Michael Irvin in the Hall of Fame

"If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is that considered rape or shoplifting?" -- 2 Live Stews

SD_Eagle5

#334
March 12, 2006, 08:01:48 PM
Ever cup your hand over your ass when you fart and try to smell it?

PoopyfaceMcGee

#335
March 12, 2006, 08:02:12 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on March 12, 2006, 07:59:11 PM
I know. But some of those callers are idiots.

And then?  NO AND THEN!  Annnnd then?  NO AND THEN!  Annnnnnnnnnddd theeeeeen?

NO AND THEN!



and then?

Beermonkey

#336
March 12, 2006, 08:03:22 PM
Quote from: SD_Eagle on March 12, 2006, 08:01:48 PM
Ever cup your hand over your ass when you fart and try to smell it?

No, but I did really light one in the dark once. I always thought that was myth & was very impressed with my stream of blue flame.

SD_Eagle5

#337
March 12, 2006, 08:06:05 PM
Quote from: Beermonkey on March 12, 2006, 08:03:22 PM
Quote from: SD_Eagle on March 12, 2006, 08:01:48 PM
Ever cup your hand over your ass when you fart and try to smell it?

No, but I did really light one in the dark once. I always thought that was myth & was very impressed with my stream of blue flame.

I can't think of a better way to spend a night drunk.

PoopyfaceMcGee

#338
March 12, 2006, 08:09:31 PM
The longer this thread stays open, the more awesome stilloncrack's threads seem.

SunMo

#339
March 12, 2006, 08:22:31 PM
everybody just stop, and go prepare for the Sopranos, there's nothing more we can do here.  this is the Terry Shiavo of threads, techincally, it's still alive, but really, it's just a vegetable with it's stupid drooling mouth open.  we get it, you're catatonic.
I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood.

PoopyfaceMcGee

#340
March 12, 2006, 08:29:00 PM
Sha ZAM!

phattymatty

#341
March 13, 2006, 09:44:58 AM
sign bentley.

MadMarchHare

#342
March 13, 2006, 09:51:19 AM
Maybe Cleveland will take Hollis and a third for him?
Anyone but Reid.

Feva

#343
March 13, 2006, 09:52:16 AM
Get Faine... he's miles better than Bentley anyway.
"Now I'm completing up the other half of that triangle" - Emmitt Smith on joining Troy Aikman and Michael Irvin in the Hall of Fame

"If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is that considered rape or shoplifting?" -- 2 Live Stews

PoopyfaceMcGee

#344
March 13, 2006, 09:53:03 AM
Poopy paddy poop.
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