Bentley apparently IS at the Novacare Center this morning

[ice grillin you]

they need to sign runyan to a one year deal for like 12 million...so that they make sure they keep him but also so a aging guy doesnt mess with their cap in future years...i dont see them coming anywhere close to spending all their money this offseason so why not

[MDS]

We can solve these center problems if we just bring back Bubba Miller.

[phattymatty]

it's pretty pathetic that anyone is even talking about jeff faine.

[mpmcgraw]

Good luck to him in Cleveland.  He'll certainly need it playing for that laughingstock of a franchise.

6-10 = laughingstock

How about the five years previous to that, hunt?  Or don't we count those years now?

Cleveland was a laughingstock BEFORE they lost their franchise to Baltimore.  What have they done since regaining it?

Last time I checked the Browns have as many Super Bowl wins as the Eagles do.

[SD_Eagle5]

Bentley's on Sirius:

- Was overwhelmed by the amount of phone calls he and his agent received the second free agency opened up.
- Choosing the Browns was a no-brainer. Wanted to be a Brown his entire life, called it a "dream come true".
- Would play Guard if they asked him to.
- Used to dress up like one of the Browns for Halloween. Sounds completley obsessed with the Browns.
- Hyping up Ohio State and saying how much he loved being a part of the rivalry with Michigan.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

- Was overwhelmed by the amount of phone calls he and his agent received the second free agency opened up.

Most of them were from dirty hookers, because he's a diseased bastich.

- Choosing the Browns was a no-brainer. Wanted to be a Brown his entire life, called it a "dream come true".

Anyone who calls Cleveland a "dream come true" has severe emotional distress and probably a vagina.

- Would play Guard if they asked him to.

He'd probably play "hide the sausage" if they asked him too also.  That homo.

- Used to dress up like one of the Browns for Halloween. Sounds completley obsessed with the Browns.

Pervert.

- Hyping up Ohio State and saying how much he loved being a part of the rivalry with Michigan.

Too bad Ohio State couldn't close the deal this year against PSU, despite probably having the superior team to the Nittany Lions.  Maybe he will enjoy his new rivalry with the RAVENS... OOhhhhh!! EXCITING!!


Seriously.  farg Bentley.  Why is this thread still here?

[Diomedes]

Why is this thread still here?

Lazy mods, as usual.

[rjs246]

Probably angry Mods, actually. there are only a couple of them and I'm sure neither of them have any desire to read about the meltdown of our collective psyche.

[Diomedes]

Like.I.Care.

[Geowhizzer]

[PhillyPhanInDC]

I'm listening to the "Spadaro Meltdown" at the moment. farging absolutely hilarious. This stuff has gotta be a borderline fireable offense. He loses his cool on like three guys, almost losing his mind on the guys. It's an excellent way to get your mind off the bumbling FO. 

[The BIGSTUD]

He loses it because he's pissed at the Eagles, but can't criticize them since he works for them so he's taking it out on the fans.

I don't blame him. I'd be embarassed to work for them right now.

"Howard is really the only free agent they want." What a travesty. If this team doesn't improve this team soon it's going to be like finding out your wife cheated on you. You loved her to death, but after you get betrayed you just can't love her like you used to anymore until she proves herself to you.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

I want to rock and roll all night and party every day your mom is piece head goat in the skin of poop you eat when you are berries with testicular fortitude of brinkmanship what with the whatnot and so forth monkey garbage flash cards in the still of the night giggity giggity hoo rah love me tender love me true get me my colostomy bag it's a building with doctors but that's not important right now hooga shaka hooga hooga I can't stop this feeling not fair to the payor but fair to the Browns still suck a fat slab of a bloody mary, a steak sandwich, and a steak sandwich.

That's right.

[PhillyPhreak54]

I'd probably lose it if I were him too...

Not only does he have to deal with the team sitting on their asses and not doing a farging thing but then he has to deal with retards and people who wouldn't know a football if one hit em in the mouth.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

As long as this thread continues, I will strive to leave more quality posts like the last one.

GET OFF MY PLANE!  We're SunCom, and we get it!  Hot Pockets.  By Mennon.  I'm thinkin' Arby's!