espn superbowl parody site

ice grillin you · January 30, 2006, 04:08:09 PM

theres some pretty funny ish on this thing.....

http://www.cracked.com/sports/superbowl/

qwert246 · January 30, 2006, 04:19:36 PM

The Super Maxx-Plus Turbo Z 460.

girls you barely know will want to put their mouths all over your junk

Diomedes · January 30, 2006, 04:23:36 PM

I chuckled at that page.

Sgt PSN · January 30, 2006, 05:00:24 PM

That's pretty good.

PhillyPhanInDC · January 30, 2006, 05:00:38 PM

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This game is going to be won by the team that exacts its will on its opponent. It's that simple. Football is about physicality, and the more physical team will take home the Super Bowl trophy. I won three championships in my career so I know what I'm talking about.

In becoming a three-time champion, I had to make sacrifices and endure more pain than you can even imagine. Want to know how many surgeries I had during my career? Twenty-nine. That's right. I had 29 surgeries. The likes of you can't even begin to conceive the level of sacrifice required to be a champion. You know what? I'm going to go get another surgery now just to prove I'm better than you.

Okay, I'm back. That's 30 surgeries I've had now. Thirty! I had them do a needless procedure on my eye – going in through my rectum – just to prove you're a Hoyda and that I'm better than you. Come on. Say it. Say that I'm better than you. You know it's true. Want to know what else? I made sure they didn't use any anesthetic so I could feel each glorious and excruciating second. Want to know why? Because I'm a champion and a true champion can put up with pain. And we'll find out whether the Steelers or Seahawks are true champions this Sunday.
—Mark Schlereth

MURP · January 30, 2006, 05:02:56 PM

good one.

phattymatty · January 30, 2006, 05:09:27 PM

I think walrus #1 has him beat by a hair.

Feva · January 30, 2006, 05:35:50 PM

QuoteWhich youthful Polynesian defender will Super Bowl commentator Al Michaels eye-farg the hardest: Troy Polamalu or Lofa Tatupu?

General_Failure · January 30, 2006, 06:45:07 PM

Your girlfriend would totally farg Troy Aikman.

ice grillin you · January 31, 2006, 10:10:15 AM

Detroit Native Jerome "From Detroit" Bettis to Play Super Bowl in Detroit (His Hometown)

In a story that SPN's writers are calling the biggest Super Bowl scoop ever, SPN reports that veteran Steelers RB Jerome Bettis is a native of Detroit. That's right – the same city that's hosting Super Bowl XL. The very same Super Bowl in which Bettis is playing! Is this an amazing story or what?! We're not grasping at straws! READ MORE

Phanatic · January 31, 2006, 12:46:43 PM

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Jagger takes wardrobe precautions to ensure scrotum doesn't slip out of bottom of pants during halftime performance

Sgt PSN · January 31, 2006, 01:24:41 PM

The Schlereth column is by far, the best one on there. I'm still laughing at that shtein.

Feva · January 31, 2006, 04:51:42 PM

Quote from: General_Failure on January 30, 2006, 06:45:07 PM
Your girlfriend would totally farg Troy Aikman.

Yeah, well... she better be gettin' knocked up and gettin' some loot out of it.