Birth Control Needed

Started by JTrotter Fan, December 17, 2005, 04:45:40 PM

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JTrotter Fan

No not for me...for these knuckleheads. 

17 kids is far too many.  No wonder we pay so much in taxes!!

Wrap It Up!
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Feva

QuoteVladimir said he was serving in the Ukrainian army when his wife wrote in a letter that she was pregnant.

"I said how could this happen, me in the army and she is at home pregnant?" he recalled with a laugh. "I was young then and didn't take into account we had lived together a while."

Yeah, Vlad... that's it.  Keep drinkin' the Kool-aid.   :-D
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Geowhizzer

Quote"I said how could this happen, me in the army and she is at home pregnant?" he recalled with a laugh. "I was young then and didn't take into account we had lived together a while."

:sly

General_Failure

Who cares if the one kid is Asian, one looks Indian, and two of them won't even call him dad?

The man. The myth. The legend.

BigEd76

That family + the Mormon family in Arkansas + Steve Martin = movie idea  :yay

JTrotter Fan

QuoteTwo-year-old Timofey, however, napped in a sister's lap as the family fielded questions and posed for pictures.

Live in the ghetto much?!
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QB Eagles

So these are the folks pawning their kids off on Demon?

Diomedes

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