Hangover Wood

Started by rjs246, October 28, 2005, 10:32:11 AM

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PhillyPhanInDC

Seriously, what always works for me in this situation is go buy the tightest fitting spandex pants I can find, put them on, and walk around work with a coffee cup in hand. If it is going to hang out, might as well introduce it to your co-workers.
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Father Demon

You're a bunch of Romes.

Boner-lovers.
The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.

rjs246

Excellent. This thread has degenerated nicely.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

PhillyPhanInDC

Quote from: DemonchildrenOnTurf on October 28, 2005, 11:29:40 AM
You're a bunch of Romes.

Boner-lovers.

So what do you do when you pop a chubby? Cry and put on lipstick, while listening to Barbara Streisand tunes and wishing for it to go away?
"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.""  R.I.P George.

stillupfront

Great thread. RJS you are a compulsive masturbator, take care of yourself.


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yea just sport it at work, walk around, there gotta be a nympho in the office.
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Father Demon

Quote from: PhillyPhaninDC on October 28, 2005, 11:32:46 AM
Quote from: DemonchildrenOnTurf on October 28, 2005, 11:29:40 AM
You're a bunch of Romes.

Boner-lovers.

So what do you do when you pop a chubby? Cry and put on lipstick, while listening to Barbara Streisand tunes and wishing for it to go away?

Either poke Mrs. Demon, or rub it out. 

Duhhh.....
The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.

PhillyPhanInDC

Put a litte T.O jersey on it, light it on fire, and run around the office using it like the Olympic Torch.  :yay
"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.""  R.I.P George.

Sgt PSN

Quote from: PhillyPhaninDC on October 28, 2005, 11:49:02 AM
Put a litte T.O jersey on it, light it on fire, and run around the office using it like the Olympic Torch. :yay

:-D

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Wingspan

Quote from: rjs246 on October 28, 2005, 11:26:06 AM
Quote from: ice grillin you on October 28, 2005, 11:22:41 AM
or you could wake up next to a girl put your penis in her and empty your gut

Sadly, I was WAY too incoherent for that when we woke up this morning. And I stank of cigarette butts, Miller Lite and crusty back room poker. I'm not sure how she resisted my blind groping.

that may be the funniest thing you ever said. i laughed more than a bit, you incoherant shteinbag.
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MadMarchHare

Anyone but Reid.