NFL to merge teams.

Started by Sgt PSN, October 17, 2005, 11:49:28 AM

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Sgt PSN

October 17, 2005, 11:49:28 AM
Got this in an email.  Maybe you've already seen it.  Maybe you haven't.  Either way, farg off. 

QuoteThe NFL announced today that for financial reasons, they had to eliminate one team from the league. So they've decided to combine the Green Bay Packers and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and form one team, causing many layoffs but saving millions of dollars in costs.

They will be known as the TAMPACKS.  Unfortunately, they're only good for one period and have no second string.....

rjs246

#1
October 17, 2005, 11:50:45 AM
Ban him.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

MadMarchHare

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October 17, 2005, 11:53:55 AM
Hey, at least it wasn't a "your mom" joke.
I laughed...... :paranoid
Anyone but Reid.

Sgt PSN

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October 17, 2005, 12:02:08 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on October 17, 2005, 11:50:45 AM
Ban him.

Can't happen.  I'm the only Sassy individual here, therefore am in the minority which means banning me is illegal.  It's an equal opportunity thing.  So suck it.  :P

MDS

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October 17, 2005, 12:17:50 PM
Lame.
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

T_Section224

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October 17, 2005, 01:28:19 PM
actually, for a marine, i thought it was pretty good
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hbionic

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October 17, 2005, 01:46:47 PM
Quote from: T_Section224 on October 17, 2005, 01:28:19 PM
actually, for a marine, i thought it was pretty good

For a gay, it definitely was not out of the ordinary.
I said watch the game and you will see my spirit manifest.-ILLEAGLE 02/04/05

Diomedes

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October 17, 2005, 01:53:18 PM
*groan*
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

Beermonkey

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October 17, 2005, 03:31:50 PM
A Daily News reporter was walking through Fairmount Park one afternoon & witnessed 2 young boys being attacked by a pitbull.

While the dog had his jaws locked on the one boy's arm, the other boy grabbed a rock & beat the dog over the head until it slumped to the ground in a bloody pool.

The reporter ran over & said "That is the most courageous thing that I ever witnessed in my life! I am going to make this front page news tomorrow. What a story it will be..."Courageous Young Eagles Fan Saves Friend's Life". The boy said "But Sir, I am not an Eagles fan, I am a fan of the greatest team in America...the Dallas Cowboys!!". The next day the Daily News headline was...
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"Redneck Punk Savages Beloved Family Pet"

General_Failure

#9
October 17, 2005, 03:44:02 PM
Oh, is this the official "football jokes from the last thirty years" thread?

The man. The myth. The legend.

Sgt PSN

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October 17, 2005, 04:37:12 PM
Quote from: hbionic on October 17, 2005, 01:46:47 PM
Quote from: T_Section224 on October 17, 2005, 01:28:19 PM
actually, for a marine, i thought it was pretty good

For a gay, it definitely was not out of the ordinary.

So says the resident expert. 

rjs246

#11
October 17, 2005, 04:38:42 PM
Dude, seriously. Just kill yourself for telling this 'joke.'

You'll thank me.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

General_Failure

#12
October 17, 2005, 06:33:42 PM
And we'll thank you after you thank him.

The man. The myth. The legend.

Sgt PSN

#13
October 17, 2005, 09:09:17 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on October 17, 2005, 04:38:42 PM
Dude, seriously. Just kill yourself for telling this 'joke.'

You'll thank me.

But I didn't tell it.  I relayed it to you through 'copy and paste' technology.  :P
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