The Andy Milonakis show is funny

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Tomahawk

#30
August 31, 2005, 03:14:05 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on August 31, 2005, 03:09:57 PM
I see you're drinking 1%.  Is that because you think you're fat? 

I tried modifying that into a pickup line at a bar one night last year shortly after the movie came out in theaters.  I approached a girl drinking Bud Light and asked her if she was drinking it because she thought she was fat but before I could get to the "Because you're not" part she flicked her cigarette at me and walked off.  Apparently she hadn't seen the movie. 

Smooth move, dumbass

Sgt PSN

#31
August 31, 2005, 03:16:53 PM
One of my buddies bought me a beer because he got a good laugh out of it.  So really, I ended up being the winner because I took a situation that would have probably cost me a few beers, dinner and cab fare and parlayed it into a free beer.  Yay me!

General_Failure

#32
August 31, 2005, 03:25:38 PM
You need to hang out in sleazier bars.

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phattymatty

#33
August 31, 2005, 03:36:27 PM
That fat kid makes me laugh.  A lot.  I love it when he runs up to random old people on the street and says something stupid to them.  I'm easily amused.

PhillyPhanInDC

#34
August 31, 2005, 03:38:37 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on August 31, 2005, 03:09:57 PM
I see you're drinking 1%.  Is that because you think you're fat? 

I tried modifying that into a pickup line at a bar one night last year shortly after the movie came out in theaters.  I approached a girl drinking Bud Light and asked her if she was drinking it because she thought she was fat but before I could get to the "Because you're not" part she flicked her cigarette at me and walked off.  Apparently she hadn't seen the movie.

I'm still a big fan of, "Nice shoes, wanna farg?"

It actually worked one night while we were out Hogging at Shooters near Jacksonville. I took the pot Sunday morning.  :puke

Christ, the near-to-base women were real pigs.
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RezRob

#35
August 31, 2005, 05:18:33 PM
LOL he really is 29 that freaked me out, I thought his schtick was cute because he was like 15 the fact that he is my age makes it kinda creepy. Wow it is still not as bad ,not even close, as Freddy got  :flipoff

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phattymatty

#36
August 31, 2005, 05:32:46 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhaninDC on August 31, 2005, 03:38:37 PM
It actually worked one night while we were out Hogging at Shooters near Jacksonville. I took the pot Sunday morning.  :puke

Sorry dude but you shouldn't need any lines at all when you're out hoggin.

PhillyPhanInDC

#37
August 31, 2005, 06:54:04 PM
Quote from: phattymatty on August 31, 2005, 05:32:46 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhaninDC on August 31, 2005, 03:38:37 PM
It actually worked one night while we were out Hogging at Shooters near Jacksonville. I took the pot Sunday morning.  :puke

Sorry dude but you shouldn't need any lines at all when you're out hoggin.

That was part of the appeal. We'd get hammered and see who could use the worst line and get it to work.
"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.""  R.I.P George.

phattymatty

#38
August 31, 2005, 08:17:23 PM
ok, you're excused.
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