When you are Single, In a Relationship, or Married, you....

[mussa]

i love getting drunk and text messaging all the single girls on your phone late night. its like playing the lottery

[rjs246]

This is definitely the dumbest farging thread this board has seen in a while.

[Greenfeather]

Single - get roaring drunk during eagles game and spew every profanity in the book...

Relationship - Same as above unless she happens to be over on Sunday and you slighty modify you behavior but still get nasty looks.

Married: a coule of beers during game, ocassional profanity until your told to cool it because the kids will hear or she makes you go to Costco with her instead.

[rjs246]

Jesus christ you are all pathetic.

[phattymatty]

you know that smell when you're in the bathroom at work and pull your wang out at the urinal to go, and then you get that smell which reminds you that you've gotten a BJ since you showered last?  i had that this morning. 

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

you know that smell when you're in the bathroom at work and pull your wang out at the urinal to go, and then you get that smell which reminds you that you've gotten a BJ since you showered last?  i had that this morning. 

So, your friend Scotty K. is visiting?

[mussa]

Ive been smelling that all day...I need to shower...

[shorebird]

Sitting home doing nuthin' but painting the trim in my house, leaves a lot of time to make lunch and dinner something different from the norm. I have found out that as far as sandwiches go, bacon goes on just about any kind.



Smoked turkey breast, bacon, lettuce, tomato, and swiss cheese with a dash of salt and pepper on toast with mayo. Yum yum!

[shorebird]

shtein!! Wrong thread dumbass.