Michael Irvin arrested!!!

Started by PhillyGirl, November 27, 2005, 07:29:06 PM

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MDS

#75
December 06, 2005, 02:12:50 PM


:-D
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

PhillyGirl

#76
December 06, 2005, 04:07:53 PM
hehe:

From PFT:



QuoteThe Playmaker and his protege spend some quality time together on their mutual weekend off.
"Oh, yeah. They'll still boo. They have to. They're born to boo. Just now, they'll only boo with two Os instead of like four." - Larry Andersen

PhillyGirl

#77
October 13, 2006, 09:32:35 AM
"Oh, yeah. They'll still boo. They have to. They're born to boo. Just now, they'll only boo with two Os instead of like four." - Larry Andersen

MDS

#78
August 05, 2007, 12:17:52 AM
He got into the Hall of Fame today, so it's only fitting we remember one of the countless times he's been arrested.
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

PhillyGirl

#79
August 06, 2007, 12:59:51 PM
I feel about as good about this as I did when LT was inducted. :puke
"Oh, yeah. They'll still boo. They have to. They're born to boo. Just now, they'll only boo with two Os instead of like four." - Larry Andersen

MDS

#80
August 06, 2007, 04:12:55 PM
His Hall of Fame Speech

What a guy. If only he could have ODed one of the countless times he's smoke crack. Or if Tim Hauck could have put him out of his misery that day at the Vet. We're all lightin' some rocks up for you, big guy. Congrats, crackhead.
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

Feva

#81
August 08, 2007, 12:53:11 PM
"Now I'm completing up the other half of that triangle" - Emmitt Smith on joining Troy Aikman and Michael Irvin in the Hall of Fame

"If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is that considered rape or shoplifting?" -- 2 Live Stews

Diomedes

#82
August 08, 2007, 06:01:20 PM
If they really wanted to do that right, it should have been exit 420
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

ice grillin you

#83
August 08, 2007, 07:16:17 PM
why do people despise irvin so much...cause he did some blow?

other than the TO suckling i think the guy has pretty much always been awesome
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

Diomedes

#84
August 08, 2007, 08:45:04 PM
i hate him for being so good for the cowboys and against the eagles, for the dumb shtein he says (Romo's ancestors must've been tappin' the slaves because he got skills), for the "look-at-me" attitude which pervades everything from the way he speaks to the ridiculous clothes he wears.  who the farg wears a full lenght mink coat anyway, other than Romes and scumbags?
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

MDS

#85
August 08, 2007, 08:47:55 PM
My hatred of Michael Irvin aside, but diomedes is an angry racist white guy. I wonder what happened when the first black family moved in on his block.  Me thinks he led the petition to get the "coloreds" removed from the neighborhood.
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

ice grillin you

#86
August 08, 2007, 08:56:30 PM
i can understand the part about him eating the eagles for lunch when they played...but other than that he was a all time great shtein talker and backed it up...was about the best teammate you could ever have...did whores and coke by the pound...and was good as shtein...

he was an og p i m p

dook was nasty
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

Diomedes

#87
August 08, 2007, 09:04:02 PM
I don't like shtein talkers, no matter how good they are
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

MDS

#88
August 08, 2007, 09:05:26 PM
And especially if they aren't white.
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

Diomedes

#89
August 08, 2007, 09:25:45 PM
finally, someone who understands me
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger
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