Irvin says Romo's athleticism due to black ancestry

[Father Demon]

Arguing about which sport is more athletic has nothing to do with the issue at hand.  Nor is the question of whether blacks are more athletic--a ludicrous line of inquiry--germane to this subject.  The questions are:

Is it alright for Irvin to suggest an athletic white guy owes his physical prowess to one of his ancestors mating with a slave?

Is it alright for Irvin to suggest a white guy's family used to own slaves?

Answer is no.

Next question is, what's going to happen?  Is Irvin gonna be allowed to skate without fanfare?  Will he just say he's sorry and things will go on as usual? 

There is no doubt that if he were white, this would have blown up into a huge issue already.

Well yes, but I took exception with Clown Cole saying he saw nothing wromg with what Irvin said.  Which led to all the rediculousness.

[ice grillin you]

Well yes, but I took exception with Clown Cole saying he saw nothing wromg with what Irvin said

i dont know why you even address that idiot...i havent for months and wont ever again...if everyone does so perhaps hell leave...tho i highly doubt

[Feva]

We have bigger dicks too.  All you shrimpies know that already though.

[Father Demon]

Well, yeah, Feva.  You all were bred for, uh, breeding.

And IGY -- no worries.  That was my last conversation with him as well.

[Quasimoto]

We have bigger dicks too.  All you shrimpies know that already though.

Photo evidence?

I kid. I kid.

[Feva]

Riiiiiiiiiiiiight...

[Rome]

We have bigger dicks too.  All you shrimpies know that already though.

Link?

[Feva]

Once again... somebody is asking for a link to Dr. Longstroke and the twins.


Bunch of fairies around here.

[Rome]

Boasting about one's dick size on an internet message board = awsum.

[ice grillin you]

size does matter

[ice grillin you]

Boasting about one's dick size on an internet message board that has one female = awsum.

[Sgt PSN]

This thread has become quite hilarious.  Thanks for increasing your level of douchery with every post Queen Cole. 

[PhillyPhreak54]

I figured bionic would be on this thread like a moth to a flame

[Diomedes]

PFT reporting that Irvin will address the issue today:

POSTED 12:33 p.m. EDT, November 27, 2006

IRVIN TO DISCUSS COMMENTS AT 2:20 p.m. EST

ESPN spokesman Mac Nwulu tells us that Michael Irvin will address later today on The Dan Patrick Show Irvin's comments from last Monday, in which Irvin suggested that Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo's athletic ability traces to a tryst between one of the women in Romo's lineage and a large male slave.

Per Nwulu, Irvin is scheduled to appear on ESPN Radio at 2:20 p.m. EST.  Here's hoping that Patrick (for whom we have a ton of admiration and respect) and Keith Olbermann (who would be going ballistic on this story if a member of the Bush administration or an employee of the FOX News Channel had made the remarks) will approach the session in genuine, non-FOX News fair and balanced fashion.

Irvin apologized for the comments on Sunday, a full six days after they were made.  We're convinced that Irvin and/or the powers-that-be in Bristol chose to monitor the extent to which the story sprouted legs over the long four-day weekend before deciding to issue the apology and the accompanying statement of disapproval.  Once it became obvious that the story wasn't going away, Irvin apologized and ESPN acknowledged the situation.

Of course, we doubt that there will be much if any talk of the matter on ESPN's various television networks, on which Irvin will appear tonight as part of the nine-plus hours of Monday Night Football coverage.