Eagle conspiracy theories

Started by MURP, November 22, 2006, 04:24:47 PM

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PoopyfaceMcGee

Problem:  Darwin Walker got trucked on a long Travis Henry run.

Probable cause:  He sucks.

Conspiracy cause (the one Walker claims is truth):  He had jumped offsides, and while he was getting back and his weight was shifted backwards, the ball was snapped, so he was obviously not able to hold his ground.  OBVIOUSLY

Westy

Problem: Drafting and playing white players

Probable Cause:  Colored blindness, Confusion over Mahe's race

Conspiracy Causes: Andy was always in search for the next Mamula

Quasimoto

Problem:  Joselio Hanson starts over Roderick Hood

Possible Cause:  Hanson outperforms Hood in practice.

Conspiracy:  Andy is holding Survivor style type of elimnation games during practice and Hood was voted off the "island".

Diomedes

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the conspiracy stylings of Sal Pal: http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/columns/story?columnist=paolantonio_sal&id=2674195

Problem: 36 year old, throws-like-a-girl Jeff Garcia is starting over 29 year old with up-side AJ Feeley.

Possible Cause:  Feeley sucks/has very little experience by comparison, etc.

Conspiracy (two part):  A.) If the backup QB does well through the end of this season, there is no way in hell Garcia could spark a  QB controversy, whereas Feeley could easily start one.  Reid et. al will do anything to avoid a QB melodrama...even sacrifice the rest of this season to achieve it.  B.)  Also, no matter how well he performs, Garcia ain't gonna get into the Eagles' bank vault; he's gone next year.  If Feeley started and did well, not only would the team have a QB controversy, they'd also have a starting caliber QB getting paid backup money, which could also rock the Eagles FO boat...
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Father Demon

I'm OK with going 5-11 this year.  Granted, the Eagles are probably going 6-10 anyways, but I say go for the pick.  Why the farg not?

Start Garcia -- I don't give a damn.
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dis12

Quote from: FFatPatt on November 22, 2006, 05:45:29 PM
I don't love Reno at all, but his performance to talent ratio has been higher than nearly everyone else on the team.

sad day in Eaglesland when that is the truth.
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Rome

Quote from: FFatPatt on November 22, 2006, 05:45:29 PM
I don't love Reno at all, but his performance to talent ratio has been higher than nearly everyone else on the team.

A ringing endorsement if ever I read one.


Eaglez

Reno is the man. One of the best players on the field again tonight for the Eagles.