GGW

[Tomahawk]

So after I get home on another night of [over]indulgence, I see a commercial for Girls Gone Wild. There was this one girl that made me think to myself, "Tomahawk, you NEED to see her juicy butterbags." I agreed with myself so I ordered the video (without realizing I get a new video every month for a paltry fee [farging scam-artists]).

Anyway, I missed a call. Upon dialing the number (actually I just hit the "send" button on my phone then it dialed it), I was greeted by a message for the Girls Gone Wild telling me they are currently closed. WTMF are these people calling me for? I've been too lazy and perverted to call them to cancel, but if I actually speak to one of them, the relationship's over!

[Diomedes]

Stop.Right.NOW!

Before you can solve this problem, you need to recover the state of inebriation in which all of this occured.  Only then can you set things right.  Clearly, you are well on your way, but I think you're still a few rounds shy of Solution Land.

[Tomahawk]

I'm at work.

They just called back. It was a solicitation call, begging me to buy more videos (only dirtier). The skank hung up on me when I said, "Sorry, I don't mean to cut you off, but I'm not interested.  GGW and I are through!

[rjs246]

I read an article/interview in Penthouse about the dude who started GGW. He is ungodly rich. Just bought an island and is(I'm not kidding) populating it with 'party girls'. All of our lives suck. Period.

[Diomedes]

Populating his own private island with party girls?  Jesus Farg, that's awesome.

I'm betting you can visit..for a price?

Also...the only thing worth reading in Penthouse is the occasional Forum letter, and the pictures.  Mostly just the pictures.  And if you paid for it, you are a fool.

[rjs246]

Populating his own private island with party girls? Jesus Farg, that's awesome.

I'm betting you can visit..for a price?

Also...the only thing worth reading in Penthouse is the occasional Forum letter, and the pictures. Mostly just the pictures. And if you paid for it, you are a fool.

Consider me foolish. I remember lots of penetration from when I used to read it in college. Got nothing. Was horribly disappointed.

Anyway, yes the idea is you can visit the island for an exorbitant fee but that he lives/will live there most of the time as would any of us.

[Diomedes]

Who woulda thunk that porn could make you rich?

[thrillhouse]

I heard that if you order one of those GGW tapes, that they automatically send additional tapes and charge you an ungodly amount for it.

Just FYI.

[Tomahawk]

I heard that if you order one of those GGW tapes, that they automatically send additional tapes and charge you an ungodly amount for it.

Just FYI.

I don't know about for the tapes, but I get charged about twenty-five bones a month for those DVDs.

[Seabiscuit36]

The worst part is each one the girls get uglier 

[General_Failure]

Limewire, suckers. There's no reason not to steal this kind of thing, because it's sure not worth paying for.

[Father Demon]

Limewire, suckers. There's no reason not to steal this kind of thing, because it's sure not worth paying for.

Listen to this man.  He is wise.