Fun at Liberty University

Started by MURP, January 19, 2006, 12:44:09 PM

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Diomedes

#15
January 19, 2006, 07:44:04 PM
That and vanquished heathens.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

henchmanUK

#16
January 20, 2006, 11:03:21 AM
 :-D The Flames is a "hell" of a nickname for a Christian fundi school.
"The drunkenness, the violence, the nihilism: the Eagles should really be an English football team, not an American one." - Financial Times, London

T_Section224

#17
January 20, 2006, 12:58:20 PM
Quote from: Butchers Bill on January 19, 2006, 02:40:36 PM*No I didn't get laid that weekend...farging fundies.   >:(
shouldn't you be pissed at the non-farging fundies?
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Butchers Bill

#18
January 20, 2006, 02:16:48 PM
Quote from: T_Section224 on January 20, 2006, 12:58:20 PM
Quote from: Butchers Bill on January 19, 2006, 02:40:36 PM*No I didn't get laid that weekend...farging fundies.   >:(
shouldn't you be pissed at the non-farging fundies?

They were all non-farging that weekend.   :'(
I believe I've passed the age of consciousness and righteous rage
I found that just surviving was a noble fight.
I once believed in causes too,
I had my pointless point of view,
And life went on no matter who was wrong or right.

General_Failure

#19
January 20, 2006, 02:24:14 PM
You went on the wrong weekend. Every other weekend there they have a huge orgy. Everyone knows that.

The man. The myth. The legend.

T_Section224

#20
January 20, 2006, 03:13:33 PM
30 Reprimands + $500 Fine 
+ 30 hours Disciplinary Community Service + possible Administrative Withdrawal. NOTE: For each accumulation of six or more reprimands after 30, an additional $150 fine will be assessed.

Abortion
Academic dishonesty
Assault/sexual assault (minimum two semesters out)
Commission/conviction of any felony
Failure of three Christian/Community Services without reconciliation
Illegal drugs-association/possession, use/distribution (minimum two semesters out)
Immorality
Involvement with witchcraft, séances or other occultic activities
Life-threatening behavior or language to others or oneself (immediate removal/exclusion from campus and a minimum of two semesters out)
Non-participation/disruption/non-compliance (possible removal/exclusion from campus) - not sure what this is?
Possession or consumption of alcoholic beverages
Refusal to submit to an Alco-Sensor test and/or drug test
Spending the night with a person of the opposite sex
Stealing or possession of stolen property (plus financial restitution; minimum two semesters out)
Two or more individuals of the opposite sex together in motel room without proper permission
Unauthorized possession/use of weapons

i crossed out those that i don't think i did, but after one week of my freshman year i would have been booted
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QB Eagles

#21
January 20, 2006, 06:48:24 PM
Being kicked out of college for witchcraft would be a pretty cool story to tell your friends.
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