Why transexuals?

[PhillyPhreak54]

When I worked at the prison in Austin we had a dude come in that was half way between its sex change operation. It got off the chain bus and had a set of DD's. Me and the captain made one of the new guys strip search that one. It would take a shower in the dorms and do a show for the fellas lying in their bunks. And you'd see 40 hands go under the blanket when it got in the shower.

Nasty shtein.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

When I worked at the prison in Austin we had a dude come in that was half way between its sex change operation. It got off the chain bus and had a set of DD's. Me and the captain made one of the new guys strip search that one. It would take a shower in the dorms and do a show for the fellas lying in their bunks. And you'd see 40 hands go under the blanket when it got in the shower.

Nasty shtein.

Has hbionic PM'd you asking for the address of your former prison yet?

[PhillyPhreak54]

  Not yet.

But he'd be in heaven there. A lot of gays. They liked to use the generic kool aid powder bought at commissary to dye their boxers pink. Then they'd roll them up like daisey dukes. And the kool aid powder was also used as blush and lipstick.

[Feva]

All I know is that you're just asking to get your ass whooped by trying to fool some guy.

If I was ever in that situation where I find that some girl is a guy when I'm about to hit... straight rage.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

If I was ever in that situation where I find that some girl is a guy when I'm about to hit... straight rage.

Beanie: Alright, let me be the first to say congratulations to you then. You get one vagina for the rest of your life. Real smart Frank. Way to work it through.

[Phanatic]

I've noticed recently that I'm getting a lot of tranny spam in my bulk email folder.  I hadn't checked my email most of the weekend and when I finally did I'd say the first 50 messages in there were from chicks with dicks.  No idea why but the only reason I could think of as to why tranny's are gaining so much popularity is because they are the new gay.  Gays have recieved a lot of positive exposure over the last few years and are much more "mainstream" now.  So I guess the gender benders are the next in line to be the new trend.  

Or is it guys with pies?

[Sgt PSN]

Toe-may-toe, Toe-mah-toe

[Sgt PSN]

Got this emailed to me from a buddy of mine today.  Go figure.......

Dave walks into a bar and sees John sitting at the end of the counter with a great big smile on his face.

Dave says "John what are you so happy for?"

"Well Dave, I gotta tell ya... Yesterday I was out waxing my boat, just waxing my boat, and a redhead came up to me... tits out to here, Dave, tits out to here!

She says "Can I have a ride in your boat?" I said 'Sure you can have a ride in my boat.' So I took her way out, Dave. I turned off the key and I said 'Its either screw or swim!' She couldn't swim, Dave, she couldn't swim!!."

The next day Dave walks into a bar and sees John sitting at the end of the counter with a bigger smile on his face.

Dave says "What are you so happy about today John?"

"Well Dave... I gotta tell ya... Yesterday I was out waxing my boat, just waxing my boat and a BEAUTIFUL blonde came up to me... tits out to here, Dave, tits out to here! She said 'Can I have a ride in your boat?' "Sure you can have a ride in my boat." So I took her way out, Dave, way out much further than the last one. I turned off the key and I said 'Its either screw or swim!' She couldn't swim!!, Dave, she couldn't swim!!."

A couple days pass and Dave walks into a bar and sees John down there crying over a beer.

Dave says "John, what are you so sad for?"

"Well Dave, I gotta tell ya.... Yesterday I was out waxing my boat, just waxing my boat, and the most desirable brunette came up to me... tits WAY out to here, Dave, tits WAY out to here. I had more wood than my boat does. She says "Can I have a ride in your boat?" "Sure you can have a ride in my boat." So I took her way out, Dave, way WAY out... much further than the last two. I turned off the key, and looked at her tits and said 'Its either screw or swim!!'. Then, she pulled down her pants.... she had a fleshpop, Dave ! She had a great louisville slugger! .....

.... Dave, ..... I CAN'T SWIM!"

[MDS]

Why didn't he just drive his boat back to shore? Sounds like he wanted it in his pooper.