Skiing is for pansies

[Diomedes]

You learned this during your two-day job in the poker universe?

[General_Failure]

Two weeks, buddy. Two weeks!

[Sgt PSN]

Maybe he was trying to learn poker so that he could beat Chuck Norris and take his soul. 

[General_Failure]

I never really tried to learn poker. I decided it was for math geeks and nascar dads. It was much easier to write stupid shtein until they fired me.

[mussa]

GF's apparent man-love for chuck norris is unmatched....i smell a new title for you.

[General_Failure]

Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "booya".

[Sgt PSN]

Speaking of Chuck Norris.....anyone ever watch Conan O'Brien when he keeps showing Walker Texas Ranger clips?  If you have, then you know what the hell I'm talking about.  If you haven't then you need to nibble on my balloon knot. 

[General_Failure]

Chuck Norris found out about Conan O'Brien's lever that shows clips from "Walker: Texas Ranger" and is working on a way to make it show clips of Norris having sex with Conan's wife.

[Sgt PSN]

[Diomedes]

That video was cool.  Finally got around to watching. Thanks.

[hbionic]

Is that clip of somewhere here in the U.S. or somewhere in Europe?

[Feva]

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles".  Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

[Diomedes]

Is that clip of somewhere here in the U.S. or somewhere in Europe?

I think it's Europe.

[Feva]

Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

[mussa]

Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "booya".

lmfao