Where exactly would you buy one of these?

General_Failure · November 15, 2005, 07:27:32 PM

I'll bet it would make a great Christmas present.

rjs246 · November 15, 2005, 07:30:48 PM

Is she the shick from 'The Divorced Man's Screensaver?"

Oh, and to answer your question, I'll bet the Taiwanese black market could come up with a few on short notice.

Sgt PSN · November 15, 2005, 07:36:37 PM

At first I was imagining all the shtein I could do to her in bed. Then I started thinking about what I could do to myself if I were that flexible. Then I had to go to the bathroom.

General_Failure · November 15, 2005, 07:38:36 PM

Now imagine all the things she can do to herself in the bathroom.

rjs246 · November 15, 2005, 07:38:53 PM

Sarge, that just gave me a good laugh. Cut it out or you might be confused with someone with a sense of humor.

Sgt PSN · November 15, 2005, 07:39:13 PM

Quote from: General_Failure on November 15, 2005, 07:38:36 PM
Now imagine all the things she can do to herself in the bathroom.

I bet she wipes with her feet.

Wait a minute. That was a set up for some sort of lesbo cheerleader related comment wasn't it?

General_Failure · November 15, 2005, 07:46:29 PM

No, it was set up for an autolingus comment.

Sgt PSN · November 15, 2005, 08:02:49 PM

I wonder if she's ever tried to put some tp in her mouth and wipe her ass. I bet she did but accidently (and unknowingly) got a little smudge on her nose and walked around all day wondering where that smell was coming from. If I saw her I'd be a total meatcicle and tell her I loved her perfume and continue on my way.

hbionic · November 16, 2005, 03:32:49 AM

Now that's what a lap dance should be.

mussa · November 16, 2005, 08:47:20 AM

thats some crazy shtein right ther. kinda hot. she'd be a great lay. imagine the angles she could get into.