2014 Phillies Thread - There's Always Next Year

[Don Ho]

Even the homers at the park turned on him there.  Kook.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Galvis is a goddamn mess. Step it up, Freddy.

Where's mds to tell us Jimmy shouldn't be here but Freddy should be the everyday guy?

[PhillyPhreak54]

More farging sloppy shtein

farg!

[Don Ho]

Freddie?  Really?  Comedy of errors.  JRoll in a wheelchair could move better.

[Don Ho]

Freddie's presence and Hiedi's hormonal imbalance will not help things tonight.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Ascheeeeeeee!! He finally does something worthwhile!

Slam!!

Tie game

[Don Ho]

Stephen Hawking can throw farther than Revere.

[PhillyPhreak54]

And more accurately than Antonio The Arsonist

Ballgame.

[Don Ho]

Great work tonight Freddie and Retardo.

[MDS]

in more relevant news, i just peed

[Don Ho]

And probably more accurate than basticho and Revere.

[MDS]

revere is tied for 21st in ops among cf's. only better than abraham almonte and wil venable, who are both hitting below the mendoza line.

hof brown is 19th in ops among lf's. only above alejando de aza and eric young jr. his ops is lower than revere's.

asche isnt qualified but hes 10th among 3b's in ops. pretty good idea to have jayson nix and freddy galvis steal at bats from him.

choke has the 22nd-best ops among qualified 1b's. utley is 1st, hes the bestest more hustling whitest man ever. jimmy 8th, byrd 7th, chooch 3rd.

if you want to know why their offense stinks...there you go. the four most vital offense positions are outfield and 1b, and the phillies are subpar in 3 of the 4.

[ice grillin you]

there isnt going to be much to watch this team for this team for this year but ill be following this....

top ten all time list of most ab's without a HR....with an injury free year big ben can move into the 4 spot

1. bill holbert - 2335
2 tom oliver - 1931
3 irv hall - 1904
4 pat deasley - 1466
5 tommy bond - 1441
6 roxy walters - 1426
7 paul cook - 1364
8 don sutton - 1354 
9 ben revere - 1304
10. joe mcginnity - 1297

1 bill holbert - 2335
2 tom oliver - 1931
3 irv hall - 1904
4 pat deasley - 1466
5 tommy bond - 1441
6 roxy walters - 1426
7 ben revere - 1419
8. paul cook - 1364
9. don sutton - 1354 
10. joe mcginnity - 1297

[MDS]

this is the starting cf from the team donho and j think will win the world series

[Sgt PSN]

Not sure what's worse....the throw or the decision to cut it off. 

If home plate were in the dugout, that throw would have been on point.