2014 Phillies Thread - There's Always Next Year

[Don Ho]

He's farging horrible.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Bases loaded no outs

Miracle needed

THROW STRIKES YOU JERKOFF

[Rome]

If only they had someone who could close games like this out.

[Don Ho]

Wow, young promising Braves star at the plate.  Shocking.

[Rome]

I would have put one right in his farging earhole rather than let him swing the bat.

[PhillyPhreak54]

farg me

Unbelievable

Die

[Don Ho]

farg farg farg farg

goddamn this team

[Rome]

This team's awfulness defies description.  How do you get to the point where you have to pitch to Dan Uggla and more to the point how do you throw an 84 MPH meatball right down the middle?   farging gun his ass on three straight heaters.  If he cranks one out, fine, but don't throw that weak ass shtein up there.

Losers.

[QB Eagles]

I enjoyed the part where they gave up two home runs to one of the worst hitters in major league baseball.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Beat writers said before the game that because of the bullpen use the last few days that Rosenberg and Papelbon (and Basttardo) were unavailable.

But yet Sandberg uses Rosenberg and not Papelbon.

The $15m close sits on his farging ass in the bullpen humming farging sweet Caroline and longing for his Fenway days not giving two shteins that Diekman is getting his stupid cornhusker face smashed in.

farg

[Don Ho]

Go to hell Smuggy, deep into the bowels of hell and enjoy this shtein show you've built.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Saw a dude tweet that His Smugness is in Vegas. He was sitting in front of the guy on the plane yesterday. Not only does Amaro strike me as a dark side player in craps but I hope he's playing blackjack and getting morning but 14, 15 and 16's.

Btw....the zesty play by Grit cannot be understated. If he gets the out at first it changes the inning totally

[MDS]

did anyone cancel their world series plans?

[Sgt PSN]

I planned on watching 2 teams not named the Phillies, so my plans remain fully in tact.

[QB Eagles]

On the grand slam:

Uggla was 1-for-his-past-45 against left-handed pitching entering that at-bat.