attn: cf fantasy baseball participants

[MDS]

im gonna be 14 games back of you for 3rd...the farg

[ice grillin you]

my offense is a travesty....but so is the league

[MDS]

im under .500 this late into the season and in 4th place

on a more fun note inglroius basterdo is gonna be 82 games back of 1st. J will be 82 1/2. can they get to 100?

[MDS]

brett has lost ONE week all year....the first week of may 8-7 to a team who is currently 47 games under .500

he is top 3 in every stat except sb, errors, complete games, saves and holds--where he middle of the pack at worst

this literally the most dominating fantasy season of all time no questions asked 

[ice grillin you]

is he cheating

[phattymatty]

i was in the playoffs recently then i went 1-12 and 1-13. oops.

somehow i will still farg sunny in the last week of the regular season. it's a tradition.

[SunMo]

it's our special bond

[MDS]

i have 2 boring weeks until the playoffs...cant miss them, cant make 2nd

3-4-5-6 is all the same really. well, actually, i technically dont want 4/5 because i want to avoid get the poison out

[ice grillin you]

why would you want to avoid him...you have at least a 33% chance of winning that series since you already said he will not win the title

plus taking him out would be better than winning the league

[MDS]

thats actually true

but hes unbeatable, especially for my pos team

ive made some dumb bets but this one might take the cake. he cant lose.

[MDS]

based on the tiebreakers if sunmo and me tie this week he advances because hes in 4th place and im in 5th

[SunMo]

so the 5 and 6 seeds win their games and my reward as the 5 seed is to play the #1 seed?  should have reseeded

[MDS]

thats a yahoo system thing

anyway stop being a bitch and beat get the poison out

[SunMo]

you can set it up to reseed

[MDS]

im pretty sure thats not true