the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[Seabiscuit36]

She's going to have one of those interlock devices installed once she gets her license back. I farging laid into her this morning, I can't take her shtein.

So you're having another kid i take it?  Congrats

[SD]

death would be a better option

[MDS]

whats her number?

[Eagaholic]

death would be a better option

Apparently you're aren't the only one with that thought

Man shoots, kills himself in hospital room after wife gives birth

   
Mon Aug 12, 2013 11:58am EDT

(Reuters) - A Houston man shot himself to death in his wife's hospital room on Sunday, 3 1/2 hours after she had given birth to their baby, police said.

"Family members said he has been distraught recently," Houston police spokesman John Cannon said on Monday.

The man, whose identity has not been released, shot himself in a private room at Willowbrook Methodist Hospital in Northwest Houston on Sunday afternoon, Cannon said. He died shortly after being transported to another hospital, according to the Harris County Institute of Forensic Sciences.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Because I know how much you all love my personal life especially when it comes to women:

Baby's Momma got her second DUI and is facing 3 months house arrest followed by 18 months of losing her license. She wrapped her car around a pole and her head went through the windshield (this all happened last December).

The good news is it's not her fault. It's the BARS fault because the bartender saw she was drunk and should have stopped her from driving. They're the ones that should have to pay her fines and for her car which was totaled. Baby's momma is the victim.

This is what I deal with on a daily basis.

Wow. She sounds like a charming lady.

[ice grillin you]

what bar was it sd?

[SD]

what bar was it sd?

http://www.chow284.com/

It's roughly two blocks from her house. Instead of going home at 1 AM she decided to take a cruise and wrap her car around a pole near the Neshaminy mall.

[ice grillin you]

WOW....so she literally could have walked home?

[SD]

literally...yes.

We're talking 5 minute walk, 10 max.

[smeags]

http://news.yahoo.com/chubby-checker-sue-hp-over-genital-measuring-app-171208684.html

[Eagles_Legendz]

Gotta love Dram Shop laws. 

A lot of times it's tough to prove - you basically need to get the bartender on the amount sold to you in a short period of time, what type of liquor was sold, and you generally have to establish it was the cause of the intoxication and you weren't drinking/drunk before arriving.

But yea, if you serve someone when they've cleeeeearly wasted and they caused an accident to themselves or others, you can get in deep shtein as a bartender.  Lot of bottom feeding lawyers make bank off of that because it's usually complex litigation that they can log hours with and/or get settlements.

[smeags]

http://drudgegae.iavian.net/r?hop=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.australiantimes.co.uk%2Fnews%2Fnews-in-australia%2Faustralian-scientists-brew-up-hydrating-beer.htm

[methdeez]

So, if you water beer down by mixing it with Gatorade it makes it less dehydrating than regular beer, but still more dehydrating than water.
Congratulations geniuses, I'm sure it must have taken a whole team to figure that one out.

[BigEd76]

ha

Amateur crime-fighting ninja named Todd busted in Pennsylvania

[SunMo]

http://laughingsquid.com/most-popular-porn-search-terms-mapped-out-by-each-state/




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