the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[Geowhizzer]

Without A/C, approximately 16 people would live in Florida.  One of them would not be me.

[Rome]

haha... real talk from geo.

this place is bad enough with a/c.  i can't imagine how bad it would be without it.

[ice grillin you]

so gold bond has a spray now....anyone tried it?

[Sgt PSN]

Yeah. Tastes like shtein.

[hbionic]

 

[Diomedes]

What the hell is Home Owner's insurance for?  Five years running they've hiked ours about 10% each year.  Our car insurance gets hiked every year.  Our health care costs more every year.

All rise far faster than our wages.

All of these companies are posting record profits and paying scumbag execs unheard-of salaries and bonuses.

Shop around, you say.  We do, we have, we will.  Turns out, there aren't any options except pay pay pay. 

The system is rigged.

You all know this. 


http://youtu.be/RQthFDpYCys

[reese125]

i was floored at the jump in my homeowners insurance--straight bullshtein. matter of fact thanks for reminding me.

[shorebird]

Insurance companies have to pay for all that really neat advertising somehow. I'm sure there are a few/a lot of nuts here who'd love to rape Flo.

[Sgt PSN]

I've always thought the duck was hot and these new commercials showing him rehabbing and working out just makes my tenderloins tingle uncontrollably.  Mmmm, so hot.

[Rome]

They cancelled my policy because my house is over 50 years old.  The only alternative I had was something called Citizens which is a state run agency for anyone who can't get regular insurance.  It's probably five times more expensive now than it was when I bought this piece of crap house in 1999.  The good news is the baldheaded corksucking governor of ours wants to "do away" with Citizens and put everyone back into the private market despite the fact that Allstate, State Farm & all the other major companies refuse to insure anyone who lives near the beach.   I sincerely hope a gargantuan storm wipes this whole farging state out.  That way my stubborn ass ladyfriend will have no choice but to move back home.

[Geowhizzer]

I had to get flood insurance for the first time this year.  The government changed the flood zones, so now I am in a coastal flood zone, even though I am 20+ miles from the beach.

[shorebird]

I live on farging marsh land, so I can't afford flood insurance. Oh well, if my house floats away when one of those hurricanes takes a hard left up the Chesapeake, I'll be homeless. Good news is I finally got that alcohol restriction off my drivers license so I was able to combine my homeowners and auto. Saves me around $150 a year.

[Geowhizzer]

We weren't given a choice.  We were legally mandated to get flood insurance.

[Rome]

Bad news:  Michael Douglas contracted cancer from exposure to the HPV via cunnilingus.

Good news: Apparently he's licked it.

[Eagaholic]

Was that supposed to be some tongue in cheek humor?