the betting thread

[MDS]

good early slate...just took a gamble on chicago -7

i have no clue why

[PhillyPhreak54]

Because Arizona is a dumpster fire? Because they're starting something or someone named Ryan Lindley against a Bears defense who shtein turnovers? Because Jay Cutty and Brandon marshall are going to go off? because I am hopeful they don't farg me and I wanna cash a goddamn ticket too?

BEARS
GIANTS

LETS GOOOOOOOO

[PhillyPhreak54]

How LUCKy were the Colts?

KC had 500yds of offense as a home dog and did not cover. They turned their noses at a FG earlier in the 2H inside Colts territory on 4th and 1 and got stuffed.

Thank you gambling gods

[PhillyPhreak54]

welp...looks like the giants are going to be the ones to farg me

[MDS]

i have baltimore over 10 wins from a preseason bet

do i push at worst if they win today

[PhillyPhreak54]

Yeah.

Goddamn come on Giants

[PhillyPhreak54]

sickening...come on Flacco where is your zesty play today?!?!

Giants defense looks like the Eagles

[PhillyPhreak54]

I am destined to bet on games that make me sweat it out. The Giants just cost themselves huge yardage with two zesty penalties.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Need a turnover...Corey Webster is getting beaten like Tina Turner

[MDS]

flacco resembles a real nfl qb once everyone 8 weeks. this is one of those weeks.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Good start to the second half. Martellus Bennett lets a ball go right through his hands.

farg

[PhillyPhreak54]

Bad call..but Webster gets called.

jesus christ another week of hitting 2/3 on a substantial parlay only to see it piss away

[MDS]

so my season long baltimore +10 bet hinges on them winning a what will be a preseason game against cinci next week

bodymore locked into the 4...cinci locked into the 6. lets go...checking baltimore backup qb....tyrod taylor?

[PhillyPhreak54]

thank you Giants.

[MDS]

take the under tonight and make up for it