2012 - Philadelphia Phillies, At Least Cole is Staying

Started by SunMo, April 04, 2012, 09:54:29 AM

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PhillyPhreak54

Worley can't put Kershaw away and he lost him after 9 pitches.

Savery warming...

MDS

Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

MDS

doofus juan samuel asleep at the wheel

and what a shock hunter pence comes up empty in a bases loaded situation
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

PhillyPhreak54

Yeah he has to send him there.

New idea - any time a Phils runner gets on 2nd or 3rd just end the inning. Ya know they won't score so speed the game up and put us out of our misery

MDS

its why they are considering youkilis

right now pence is really the only proven run producer on the roster, and he for whatever reason is disgraceful at that right now

hitters like jimmy and vic arent made for rbi spots, guys like that generally arent. then you have wiggerton who sucks and mayberry who sucks and polanco who is old and luna isnt a major leaguer and you wonder why they cant produce with risp.

then you have a manager who cant realize that and a 3rd base coach who is muy dormiendo
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

PhillyPhreak54

Well...so much for that.

Good job, Johnny Paps

MDS

top of the order...pop ups mcgillicutty leading it off
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

MDS

can we please end the jonh mayberry era already

hes farging awful
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

PhillyPhreak54

.500...again

And lost game they should have won...again


Don Ho

"Well where does Jack Lord live, or Don Ho?  That's got to be a nice neighborhood"  Jack Singer(Nicholas Cage) in Honeymoon in Vegas.

MDS

i know they suck but the phillies best all star placement right now is a 4th place chooch

like theres really no one to vote for besides him or pence or whatever, but they sell out every game and youd figure people would just idiotically vote for their home team. but i guess you shouldnt expect anything less from a crowd that barely acknowledged bobby abreus existence yesterday since none of them were fans way way back in 2004 when he was here.
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

SD

I heard a few boo's for Abreu but what should the crowd have done given him a standing O or threw batteries at him? He hasn't been here in half a decade and is hanging on by a thread in the league.

MDS

he was a great player when he was here, and is actually doing quite well for los doyers

but i guess everyone couldnt take a break from eating their crab fries to notice. but they did give jim thome 1000 different ovations and he sucks donkey dick.
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

Rome

Abreu was about as exciting as cold oatmeal.  He should have been met with indifference.