Kate Motherfargin Upton Thread

[MDS]

she is so farging stupid

[Rome]

Bam²

[Sgt PSN]

As average as she is from the waist down, them titties are phenomenal.

[ice grillin you]

new gq cover girl....simply amazing

http://www.gq.com/images/women/2012/07/kate-upton/kate-upton-02.jpg





http://www.gq.com/images/women/2012/07/kate-upton/kate-upton-06.jpg

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

As average as she is from the waist down, them titties are phenomenal.

Unless you have carnal knowledge of her, I'm not sure how "average from the waist down" is any sort of problem at all.

[Sgt PSN]

It's not a problem if you're into chicks who look like 10 year old lady boys from the waist down.  I prefer women with some curves.   

[ice grillin you]

It's not a problem if you're into chicks who look like 10 year old lady boys from the waist down. 

wtf?

[Sgt PSN]

Her legs are not much different than this guy's.



I prefer the hour glass figure. 

[Eagles_Legendz]

Her legs are not much different than this guy's.



I prefer the hour glass figure.

Seriously man.  Come on.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

This is Sarge's way of saying that he likes fat chicks.

[hbionic]

Yeah, Sarge, go back to your tent with RJS in the Jessica Alba camp.

[ice grillin you]

This is Sarge's way of saying that he likes fat chicks.

the irony here is that upton has had a good amount of criticism from haters saying shes fat....shes sinced toned up quite a bit but for a superstar model shes about as curvy as youll see

shes certainly not kim kardashian but sarge is the first person ive ever heard say shes skinny and looks like a 10 year old boy

[hbionic]

It's what he thinks about when he sees a hot woman....a 10-year old boy.

[Sgt PSN]

the irony here is that upton has had a good amount of criticism from haters saying shes fat....shes sinced toned up quite a bit but for a superstar model shes about as curvy as youll see

shes certainly not kim kardashian but sarge is the first person ive ever heard say shes skinny and looks like a 10 year old boy

I will agree that in the world of super models, yeah...she's the "fat one."  But I find super models to mostly be unattractive because they're obnoxiously skinny.   

Kim K, Beyonce, Tyra, etc....those are my body preferences.  Like I said....curvy.  And she doesn't look like a 10 yr old boy.....just her hips and legs.  I love her face though and there's no one on earth who can hate on them breastessess.

And it's not like I'd kick her out of bed.  I'd smash the hell out of her.  But if I'm going to have a "celebrity crush" it's not her.   

[hbionic]

We have ourselves a heretic!