Kate Motherfargin Upton Thread

[Zanshin]

Save the musings on her personality for the "I want to be Kate Upton's gay friend" thread.

[Diomedes]

Happy Easter


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YN6nyAvUse0

[ice grillin you]

jesus

was that her sucking vodka out of a pet store drip?

[ice grillin you]

[SD]

I'm starting to hate this broad, that Easter video put me over the edge.

[ice grillin you]

shes basically the white woman version of the wire

[SD]

not even close

[Sgt PSN]

Ok, I'll say it. Kate Upton's legs are not hot. From the waist up, she's fine. But from the belt down she is as average as it gets.

[hbionic]

Ok, I'll say it. Kate Upton's legs are not hot. From the waist up, she's fine. But from the belt down she is as average as it gets.

Which is what makes her so perfect. I love her.

[MDS]

oh the pretty girl with the huge tits doesnt have awesome legs

oh how terrible

[ice grillin you]

lol

[Rome]

i think one of her tits is like 2 millimeters longer than the other. 

whore.

[Sgt PSN]

oh the pretty girl with the huge tits doesnt have awesome legs

oh how terrible

I'm a legs and ass man.  Tits are nice, but if they aren't adequate then bigger ones can always be bought.  Of course, I know you're not really in a position to be picky about physical features on a woman so I understand that you're willing to let certain things slide. 

[Diomedes]

you're welcome


http://youtu.be/MCUnWIs88CQ

[phattymatty]

i like her less every time i see her dance. stop it. find something you're better at. maybe taking your clothes totally off.