the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[Rome]

next time the exterminator comes to your house and you cant find your reusable shopping bags or your locally bought fresh fruit ima come back and see a different russell

Haha

[ice grillin you]

you are a bunch of goddamn Hoydas

waahh, he touched my property
waahh, he played a harmless joke on me


wa wa wa

get a farging grip

your friends play jokes on you...not total strangers (especially in an office enviroment)....thats if moving and hiding your shtein is even funny no matter who was doing it....sounds like mindless grade school shtein to me

do you guys get a good hearty laugh on the job site when someone hides the pick axe that cuts thru the hard clay

[Sgt PSN]

next time the exterminator comes to your house and you cant find your reusable shopping bags or your locally bought fresh fruit ima come back and see a different russell

Rusty is smart enough to keep his reusable bags in the trunk of his car.

[DH]

I found out a girl I graduated high school with died this morning. Evidently, she just didnt wake up. 30 years old..

I wasn't friends with her, and didn't really remember the name till I saw the face, but holy shtein thats scary.

[Diomedes]

Is it more scary or less scary than a big strong construction man hiding your Eagles tchotchke under your desk?

[DH]

there is no way tchotchke is actually spelled like that..

[Diomedes]

What kind of Jew doesn't know how to spell tchotchke?

but to be fair, wikipedia notes:

A wide variety of spellings exist for the English usage of the term, e.g. tshotshke, tshatshke, tchachke, chachke, tsotchke, chotski, or chochke, because there is no standardized transliteration.

[DH]

to be honest, I thought only us heebs used the term anyway

[hbionic]

It's correctly pronounced, "Cha-Chi"

[Sgt PSN]

[hbionic]

We think alike. Is it because we've had sex?

[Sgt PSN]

With your mom?  yes.   

[hbionic]

I was going to say T-Hawk's, but...yes.

[Diomedes]

to be honest, I thought only us heebs used the term anyway

Goyim of the intellectual class--the kind that read books for fun, aka elitists--pick up all kinds of useful yiddish terms.

What other word serves better anyway?  Knick-knack?  Mishegas!

[DH]

Yiddish may just be the most underrated language around..