the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

Started by ice grillin you, March 28, 2006, 02:06:37 PM

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Diomedes

Until you pay Big Brother a thousand dollars and ban Todd, you're dead to me.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

Yeti

I'm just words on the internet DIO, was I ever really alive to begin with?


(wrap your head around that for a while.....)
"It's only a matter of time before we get to the future."

Hbionic

ice grillin you

i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

Munson

And in response (I think), Anonymous brought down the websites of the RIAA, the DoJ, Universal Music Group, and the FBI
Quote from: ice grillin you on April 01, 2008, 05:10:48 PM
perhaps you could explain sd's reasons for "disliking" it as well since you seem to be so in tune with other peoples minds

Munson

Quote from: ice grillin you on April 01, 2008, 05:10:48 PM
perhaps you could explain sd's reasons for "disliking" it as well since you seem to be so in tune with other peoples minds

Diomedes

There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

rjs246

Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Diomedes

Some places are reporting that the White House site is under attack as well, but it's working as of now.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

PoopyfaceMcGee


PhillyPhreak54

So the secretary at work was telling me about what happened to her friend last night.

He called her drunk off his ass late this morning saying "so I guess you have seen it now too, right?" She didn't know what he was talking about since she hadn't checked her personal email yet. Last night he was watching porn and decided to jerk off. Well he clicked on a link on a porn site and it was infected. The person behind the virus took control of his computer and he had no idea. Well while beating it to porn this person had activated his webcam and recorded his jerk session.

They then proceeded to email the video(s) to all of the contacts in his email list + post it on YouTube + tweet it + post it on his Facebook. They also forwarded all of his emails between him and his ex-girlfriend to his email contacts.

When he woke up to a million WTF texts and phone calls he went online and the computer was still under control of the person who infected it and he could not erase or do anything about it.

Talk about a bad farging day.

rjs246

My emails contacts would consider themselves lucky to witness the gently-penetrating sexiness of an rjs thump session.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Yeti

I think most of my email contacts are porn sites.
"It's only a matter of time before we get to the future."

Hbionic

MDS

i jerk off in the dark in my room and i dont have a webcam

good luck getting that on film.

no seriously. try. please.
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

Yeti

"It's only a matter of time before we get to the future."

Hbionic

hbionic

I have 28k dial up so if I've been a victim...it will be a two hour jerk session. Mostly blood and lots of chaffing at the end...along with a couple of tears. Send it to me if you've seen it.
I said watch the game and you will see my spirit manifest.-ILLEAGLE 02/04/05