Phillies Offseason Thread

[phattymatty]

um, yeah thats why pat went to SF.

[Munson]

So when he's got Big Time Timmy Jim bent over the dugout bench, does he have a woman there so he can scream "Your Hoyda is jealous!" at her while he goes to town on Timmy's ass?

[PhillyPhreak54]

I read where His Smugness came out and said that its MAAAyberry and Nix platooning in LF unless HOF comes in and blows them all away.

[Munson]

Apparently Victorino is gonna be on an episode of HAwaii  Five 0

[MDS]

I read where His Smugness came out and said that its MAAAyberry and Nix platooning in LF unless HOF comes in and blows them all away.

figured as much, and its actually not terrible

the real problem is 3B. and 1B. and thinking utley is still a 3 hitter. and thinking jimmy is still a leadoff hitter.

[Don Ho]

Apparently Victorino is gonna be on an episode of HAwaii  Five 0

Can't hurt.  The show is god awful.  Maybe Shane can give a few acting lessons to Grace Park because she is by far the worst.

[ice grillin you]

I read where His Smugness came out and said that its MAAAyberry and Nix platooning in LF unless HOF comes in and blows them all away.

wait i thought matt kemp was gonna be in left?

the dodgers are broke and smug always make a move you dont expect

[SD]

I still believe

[ice grillin you]

hes coming right after stamkos

[SD]

I thought it was after the Eagles traded Asante to the Niners for Willis

[Don Ho]

Just when I'm starting to get jacked up for pitchers & catchers you bums bring me back to earth.  1B, 3B, LF, Brittle Grit, etc.   

[Don Ho]

hes coming right after stamkos

[Rome]

If they stay healthy and Howard comes back strong they'll win 95-100 easy and waltz thru the playoffs.

Calm down, already.  Jeezus...

[ice grillin you]

If they stay healthy and Howard comes back strong they'll win 95-100 easy and waltz thru the playoffs.

lol

[Don Ho]

Todd?  igy?  jay?  Help me here.