the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[rjs246]

I farging love Halloween and I hope that I am dressing up, getting drunk and making an ass of myself every October 31 from now until the day I die. You farging cranky old ass buttholes who take yourselves too seriously to get costumed up and make a fool of yourself on Halloween are a sad bunch. Drinking props rule.

[PhillyPhreak54]

I saw a cart jockey (about a 40yr old chick) at ACME today dressed up like a tiger.

I have no problem with it although I haven't dressed up in years. I would do it for a legit halloween party though. The real offenders are the ones who put zero thought into it. Be creative.

[shorebird]

Anything thats an excuse to drink is alright by me. Went to my neighbors last night, he had hot apple cider with Captian Morgan. It was goooood. He was drinking it and dressed up as Anican Skywalker, his wife was Queen Abadala, and his kids were you know who. Was pretty cool, I thought.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

I went as Pauly D.

[shorebird]

Did you put on orange spray tan?

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Wig, fake tat, plastic "gold" chain, black wife beater = costume

[shorebird]

Pauly D without orange spray tan is like is like a BLT without the T.

[SunMo]

I'm sure all you queers had fun jerking off to each others costumes. Good for you.

And lol at "it's an excuse to drink".  Since when does a grow up need an excuse to drink. It's the same awfulness as fat Tuesday and st. Patrick's day. 

[ice grillin you]

halloween is basically a real life verasion of facebook...its a self whoring look at me fest....no one cares about your costume...its all been done before and nothing is new orginal or cute

nothing is worse than the people who dress up as the in pop culture figure of the moment....ooooooh look another lady gaga....grow up douches

[Rome]

I haven't dressed up in years.   Halloween is for kids.   On the other hand I don't have a problem with others getting their dress up on either.   Whatever entertains you...

[SunMo]

"whatever makes you happy" is usually my mantra for life, but i still find myself being annoyed by grownups trying to out douche each other.

maybe sarge is right, maybe i'm just turning into an old man.

[phattymatty]

um yes.

who doesn't like farging halloween? girls dressed like sluts everywhere. whats wrong with you iceholes.

[ice grillin you]

girls dressing like sluts loses importance with age but more than that it was long ago eclipsed by internet porn

i mean do i really need to go out on a weeknight to an overpriced overcrowded bar filled with some of the worst humans in the world just to catch a glipse of halloween costume cleavage...the answer is yes....when i was 17

[rjs246]

halloween is basically a real life verasion of facebook...its a self whoring look at me fest....no one cares about your costume...its all been done before and nothing is new orginal or cute

Some people use Facebook to say look at me. Some people use halloween. Others use football message boards.

And who the hell ever gets sick of girls being slutty? The farg is wrong with you people. Comparing internet porn to real live women. Jesus christ.

[ice grillin you]

i dont think anyone is sick of it....its just that i dont need to hang out with awful people and pay a lot of money to see them....if you seriously need to see cleavage that badly in person i suggest you seek help or ask your girl to get naked for you more often....

or go to a strip club when at least they are naked