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[PhillyPhreak54]

I haven't been to a wedding in 5 years, what's the appropriate amount of $$$$ to give as a gift. It's for my second cousin, and we're not close.

I gave my first cousin a bottle of peruvian rum and a hundred bucks.

[MDS]

im guessing she is a wop so a razor would be a nice start

hi-yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[hbionic]

A $50 gift card to target should suffice and a card.

*The above gift covers most occasions. 'Cept funerals. $25 ok for funerals.

[SD]

im guessing she is a wop so a razor would be a nice start

hi-yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

lol

I was thinking $50

[BigEd76]

$75 minimum.....$100+ for anyone you're close to

[SD]

$75? That seems kind of steep.

[Yeti]

Personal Check for $100.00

fargin cheapskates.

[MMH]

Well I'm home in bed and my leg feels like it was run over by a train.

The last thing I remembered before surgery was them putting me on the table. Then I woke up in recovery. I'm still in a daze but it's wearing off and the pain sucks.

They gave me norco? Which i guess is like vicodin? I wished for something stronger.

A little disappointed there were no hot nurses there.

You'd be better with Oxy.  Don't drink on that shtein, btw.  Has LOTS of tylenol.

[Sgt PSN]

I haven't been to a wedding in 5 years, what's the appropriate amount of $$$$ to give as a gift. It's for my second cousin, and we're not close.

Take a $50 bill into a Hallmark store.  Buy the most expensive wedding card they have.  Pay for it with the 50.  Put the change inside the card. 

[Rome]

I haven't been to a wedding in 5 years, what's the appropriate amount of $$$$ to give as a gift. It's for my second cousin, and we're not close.

Depends.

Did you ever farg her?

[BigEd76]

Just curious why you received (and accepted) an invitation to their wedding if you aren't close and never see them...?

Go with $50 if that's all you want to give.  I'm just saying it might be the lowest amount given, that's all...

[Sgt PSN]

Just curious why you received (and accepted) an invitation to their wedding if you aren't close and never see them...?

Who cares? (open bar)

Go with $50 if that's all you want to give.  I'm just saying it might be the lowest amount given, that's all...

2 things can come from this. 

1.  You stand out as a cheapskate and are off the guest list for their anniversary parties and kids' birthdays.

2.  They tell friends and distant family members how cheap you are and those people cross you off their future invite lists as well. 

Either/Both scenarios are freaking awesome. 

[SD]

Just curious why you received (and accepted) an invitation to their wedding if you aren't close and never see them...?

Go with $50 if that's all you want to give.  I'm just saying it might be the lowest amount given, that's all...

Open bar and it's only a few miles away from my house. That and my entire family is going.

[LBIggle]

just get a card and tell them your giving them a rain check for help towards the divorce.

[MDS]

lol @ easy getting all inquisitive

its none of your farging business