Vandalism, Pranks and Fun

lurking wierdo · August 09, 2011, 10:40:57 AM

http://www.app.com/article/20110809/NJNEWS/308090024/Colts-Neck-teens-accused-stretching-industrial-plastic-wrap-across-Route-34?odyssey=tab|topnews|text|Frontpage

I read this article and I got to thinking about the good old days. We did a lot of farged up shtein. I was laughing hysterically at some of the stuff these kids did. The people who commented are iceholes for the most part.

Any of you do any farged up shtein as kids?

Sgt PSN · August 09, 2011, 10:59:03 AM

Saran wrapping someone's car is funny. Rearranging their patio furniture is ok too I guess. But streching duct tape arcross a road so that motorcyclists can get clotheslined by it isn't a funny, creative or even childish thinking. It's dumb and life threatening. Tampering with a little kid's swingset? Bitchmade. And smashing mailboxes is criminal. Farging nitwits.

PhillyGirl · August 09, 2011, 11:16:04 AM

I might kill a farger if they did that to my kids' swingset.

Sgt PSN · August 09, 2011, 11:18:05 AM

Quote from: PhillyGirl on August 09, 2011, 11:16:04 AM
I might kill a farger if they did that to my ~~kids'~~ swingset.

PhillyGirl · August 09, 2011, 11:20:11 AM

Sgt PSN · August 09, 2011, 11:21:26 AM

I vandalize people's posts.

hbionic · August 09, 2011, 11:41:41 AM

...and I vandalize your anus.

*Due to perception and reputation, I was forced and obliged to make that post. Truth is, I wouldn't get near that smoking hot ass of his. He's got buns of steel.

DH · August 09, 2011, 11:49:22 AM

i got really drunk one night and ripped off a one of those giants helmet mailboxes right out of the ground...I'm pretty sure its still in my moms basement

hbionic · August 09, 2011, 11:51:39 AM

I had a friend who would drive up to people's lawns, and peel out and leave their lawn all farged up. He was an a-hole.

TP'ing someone's house was always fun though.

lurking wierdo · August 09, 2011, 12:50:05 PM

Mail boxes seemed to be our target of choice. I remember their being 15 with posts in the back of my friend's mom's station wagon one night.

LBIggle · August 09, 2011, 01:03:19 PM

so, yesterday?

Tomahawk · August 09, 2011, 01:23:19 PM

Quote from: Sgt PSN on August 09, 2011, 10:59:03 AM
Saran wrapping someone's car is funny. Rearranging their patio furniture is ok too I guess. But streching duct tape arcross a road so that motorcyclists can get clotheslined by it isn't a funny, creative or even childish thinking. It's dumb and life threatening. Tampering with a little kid's swingset? Bitchmade. And smashing mailboxes is criminal. Farging nitwits.

Truth...we got caught. Luckily we were barely 16 so instead of sending us to prison for a felony, we had to go to each house individually to apologize and pay for the damages

lurking wierdo · August 09, 2011, 01:26:17 PM

Quote from: LBIggle on August 09, 2011, 01:03:19 PM
so, yesterday?

Close to 35 years ago. The kid's who's wagon we were tooling around in was the son of a juvenile court judge. He's a priest now.

Dillen · August 09, 2011, 01:29:46 PM

In the summer, we used to drive around neighborhoods late at night when it was garbage day and look for the big stuff that people put out that was still in good shape. That'd be couches, coffee tables, chairs, etc. One time we got enough where we basically arranged an entire living room in some guys front lawn which he'd come out and see the next day. Stupid as hell, but I thought it was pretty funny.

Sgt PSN · August 09, 2011, 01:49:10 PM

If your idea of pranking someone is to make their yard awesome for entertaining people, feel free to prank my house.