Kevin Kolb, Philadelphia Eagle

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MDS

#1410
July 28, 2011, 08:22:07 PM
banner negotiated the trade, not howie

:-[
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

PoopyfaceMcGee

#1411
July 28, 2011, 08:29:08 PM
Don't send a jewboy to do a jewman's job?

PhillyPhanInDC

#1412
July 28, 2011, 08:48:23 PM
Quote from: FastFreddie on July 28, 2011, 08:29:08 PM
Don't send a jewboy to do a jewman's job?

That got a snicker.
"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.""  R.I.P George.

Feva

#1413
July 29, 2011, 08:28:59 AM
Looks like the banner up top needs more than a little updating...
"Now I'm completing up the other half of that triangle" - Emmitt Smith on joining Troy Aikman and Michael Irvin in the Hall of Fame

"If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is that considered rape or shoplifting?" -- 2 Live Stews

PhillyPhanInDC

#1414
July 29, 2011, 08:31:04 AM
For real. Might be time to do away with player faces altogether the way this team is turning over.
"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.""  R.I.P George.

PoopyfaceMcGee

#1415
July 29, 2011, 09:19:16 AM
If they had cut Bunk as some media outlets had rumored, the white jerseyed players would all be OUT.

PoopyfaceMcGee

#1416
July 29, 2011, 03:40:31 PM
Kolbsy took a dig at the city of Philadelphia in his introductory presser. How could he possibly say Arizona is a cleaner, prettier place than Philly? I hope Jason Babin decapitates him!!4

Diomedes

#1417
July 29, 2011, 04:41:43 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhanInDC on July 29, 2011, 08:31:04 AMMight be time to do away with player faces altogether the way this team is turning over.

Seconded.  We root for laundry.

Besides, judging from his almost non-existent presence in our happy little family, Mad-Lad has a life.   With things to do.  No, not errands.  Actual things like farging sexy women and jumping motorcycles.  And definitely not updating banners with the hot jock celebrities of the year.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

PoopyfaceMcGee

#1418
July 29, 2011, 04:49:05 PM Last Edit: July 29, 2011, 06:38:05 PM by FastFreddie
We should have faces up there, but not players. Instead let's go with our top 8 :CF personalities (in no particular order):

1. Easy Eddie
2. PG
3. IGY
4. MattySunny Doesn't have the dedication to post here as much as other places. Might even work for a living. OUT
5. J
6. ROME SD Can't handle Miller Lite. OUT
7. Dio
8. Sarge

Honorable mentions go to no one, because farg you. Especially rjs.

Diomedes

#1419
July 29, 2011, 04:53:13 PM
I'd like to thank God for this honor.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

rjs246

#1420
July 29, 2011, 05:22:10 PM
Funny, I'm thanking god that I didn't make that list. Inching back towards self respect.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

hbionic

#1421
July 29, 2011, 05:39:51 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on July 29, 2011, 05:22:10 PM
Funny, I'm thanking god that I didn't make that list. Inching back towards self respect.

Yes, we're on a separate list.
I said watch the game and you will see my spirit manifest.-ILLEAGLE 02/04/05

Rome

#1422
July 29, 2011, 05:41:53 PM
Me, You & Matty failed to make the list.

Matty should have made it because he gets more pelt than Davy Crockett.  You should have made it because of your singular love of Miller Lite.  I should have made it because without me there would be far fewer puns posted here.

So, in short...

Tail

Beer

Puns



The end.

PoopyfaceMcGee

#1423
July 29, 2011, 06:38:20 PM
Fixed. I was drunk all afternoon.

PhillyGirl

#1424
August 01, 2011, 02:53:54 PM
"Oh, yeah. They'll still boo. They have to. They're born to boo. Just now, they'll only boo with two Os instead of like four." - Larry Andersen
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