Sarge says NFL criminals need their own 2011 thread thread

rjs246 · April 04, 2011, 04:23:25 PM

He catches touchdown passes and plays a mediocre brand of linebacker. Gritty.

Sgt PSN · April 04, 2011, 06:41:53 PM

Quote from: BigEd76 on April 04, 2011, 04:21:14 PM
Mike Vrabel, at an Indiana casino

hardcore

Clearly this is a product of the lockout. No paycheck has forced him into a life of crime. Other NFL players are soon to follow.

Seriously though, the article doesn't say what actually (allegedly) happened. He was arrested for theft. Ok, so what did he (allegedly) steal? Did he walk out on his bar tab? Grab some poker chips for souveniers?

hbionic · April 04, 2011, 07:01:18 PM

My money is on that he ate and ran. Due to his age, his speed was greatly affected and was caught from behind. He was never a great route runner.

BigEd76 · April 13, 2011, 10:53:25 AM

Kenny Britt

Sgt PSN · April 13, 2011, 12:14:58 PM

Was he finally arrested for raping the Eagles?

Diomedes · April 13, 2011, 06:22:20 PM

It's not rape when the victim throws her legs open and begs for it.

Sgt PSN · May 30, 2011, 03:36:16 PM

Murderin' Ray was right: The Crime is on The Rise

rjs246 · June 10, 2011, 12:42:45 PM

So Kenny Britt seems like a smart guy.

DH · June 10, 2011, 02:19:02 PM

I know exactly where that happened..its a car wash in one of the businest parts of Hoboken where there is constant police action (even if its just moving traffic along). He clearly thinks he's invincible.

QB Eagles · June 17, 2011, 11:44:13 PM

Raheem Brock skipped out on a $27 tab down on South Street

ice grillin you · June 17, 2011, 11:52:41 PM

i heard that his girl was the one behind it all...she wanted to order something that was no longer on the menu...then got pissed and ran across the street to buy food somewhere else and brought it back...then they said you cant do that and so she was like then we arent paying for our tab here...which by the way the rest. was only going to make them pay for their drinks not the food

so not really skipping out on the tab more like straight up refusing to pay it

Eagaholic · June 18, 2011, 01:42:42 AM

Quote from: QB Eagles on June 17, 2011, 11:44:13 PM
Raheem Brock skipped out on a $27 tab down on South Street

It's just his way of saying farg you Philly.

BigEd76 · July 09, 2011, 11:51:30 AM

Hines Ward, DUI

hbionic · July 09, 2011, 01:50:41 PM

Dude's an idiot. Apparently he didn't use his juice. All he had to do was ask, "Do you know who I am? DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I'm the motherfarging dancing with the stars reigning champion, that's who I am bitch!"

I'm pretty sure they would have escorted him home. Otherwise, it's hard for me to believe he f'ed up on the sobriety test....at least the dancing portion of it.

Eagaholic · July 09, 2011, 08:15:34 PM

They name their freaking stadium after him and he goes out and does that. A-hole.