2011 Philadelphia Phillies Season Thread (choking awful pos team, DIAF)

[Don Ho]

The Phils are on MLB Network tonight.

Can't wait to see another 4 hit performance out of these cock knockers.

Jesus Rome, give um a farging break.  I'm feeling at least 5 hits - 2 from Cliff Lee.  You can be such a downer. 

[SunMo]

chase knoblauch ftl

[MDS]

The Phils are on MLB Network tonight.

Can't wait to see another 4 hit performance out of these cock knockers.

1. the draft is on mlb network
2. they have the best record in baseball

[Rome]

Oh, Jeez... sorry dudes.   My bad.

[Don Ho]

chase knoblauch ftl

 He's bringing back Steve Sax memories for Doyers fans.

[Rome]

Perfect pitch.  Way to fight your way out of it, CliffMoyer.

[Munson]

Hah, never saw the phanatic do the starting line up like that

[Don Ho]

HOF and Valdez were hillarious!  Good job by the Phanatic.

[Don Ho]

Hah, never saw the phanatic do the starting line up like that

They showed it during the playoffs in 08 or 09 and his Pat Burrell is awesome.

[Rome]

Sutcliffe is such a fag.

He leaned into a curve ball!  OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

[ice grillin you]

damn the espn picture looks extra buttery tonight for whatever reason

[Rome]

I swear to God I was just thinking that when they focused in on Grit.

[Munson]

Hah, never saw the phanatic do the starting line up like that

They showed it during the playoffs in 08 or 09 and his Pat Burrell is awesome.

now that you mention it, I think I do remember that now. Whatd he do for burrell?

[Don Ho]

Hah, never saw the phanatic do the starting line up like that

They showed it during the playoffs in 08 or 09 and his Pat Burrell is awesome.

now that you mention it, I think I do remember that now. Whatd he do for burrell?

Slicked his hair back and puffed out his chest and had the Pat the Bat strut down. 

[Don Ho]

I swear to God I was just thinking that when they focused in on Grit.

You two need a room?