Michael Vick, Philadelphia Eagle

Started by phattymatty, August 13, 2009, 08:36:23 PM

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Sgt PSN

No, it was more like high school girls post everything on facebook. 

MDS

do you know any high school girls?
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

Sgt PSN

Other than my daughter and her friends?  Not really.

hbionic

Jesus...your daughter is in High School?

Holy farg. They looked younger in those pics I saw. (Not those kind of pics you sick fargs!)
I said watch the game and you will see my spirit manifest.-ILLEAGLE 02/04/05


Sgt PSN

That's because whenever it was you last saw pics of them, they were younger. 

phattymatty

just found out that billy martin works in my building and i guess vick still comes by a lot to see him.  security guy promised me a call next time he stops by.


Diomedes

Next up:  Ask Mike Vick, brought to you by phatty?
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QB Eagles

Endorsement deal with Nike. Guess he's officially rehabbed now.

Munson

Seth Myers at the ESPY's: "Mike Vick returned to a starting role for the Philadelphia Eagles. He even got a few MVP votes, mostly from cats."


Not a funny joke, but got a lot of groans from the room. The uncomfortable pause afterward was hilarious :-D
Quote from: ice grillin you on April 01, 2008, 05:10:48 PM
perhaps you could explain sd's reasons for "disliking" it as well since you seem to be so in tune with other peoples minds

hbionic

Quote from: Munson on July 13, 2011, 09:22:45 PM
Seth Myers at the ESPY's: "Mike Vick returned to a starting role for the Philadelphia Eagles. He even got a few MVP votes, mostly from cats."


Not a funny joke, but got a lot of groans from the room. The uncomfortable pause afterward was hilarious :-D

How is that not funny? In fact, that was farging hilarious when I heard it. Great joke.
I said watch the game and you will see my spirit manifest.-ILLEAGLE 02/04/05


RezRob

ESPN new "QBR" rating system Mike is rated Beast!

5   2010   Michael Vick   PHI   547   66.6

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/6834591/nfl-tom-brady-led-nfl-qbr-2010-season
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Drunkmasterflex

Apparently he said earlier today they have begun contract negotiations
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PoopyfaceMcGee

Vick confirmed that long-term contract negotiations are underway.

Rome

i wont believe it till its tweeted.

PoopyfaceMcGee

Les Bowen sought confirmation from Vick's agent, and was told to "have a nice weekend".