Merry X-Mas

Started by TexasEagle, December 24, 2010, 03:12:34 PM

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mussa

Drinking bloody mary's to celebrate mary's after-birth to lil baby jeebus. GFYS
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shorebird

Merry Christmas, bitches. Were are the bitches that wanna' bitch about saying 'Merry Christmas', instead of 'Happy______fill in the blank. This is CF, after all.

Diomedes

#17
I got an Edgebrand hunting knife model #447 for Christmas.

Made in Solingen Germany sometime after the war, it's pretty old.

Don't know much about the manufacture but I like the knife quite a lot.  I helped my son hold it up over his head--looks like a two handed sword in his little hand--and we chanted "fuego y muerta a las casas de los ricos!!
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

SD

Merry Christmas to all, Happy Hanukkah (Todd), Happy Kwanzaa (igy)

Santa was good to me this season, I drank too much lastnight, threw up at 4 AM and now I have a nasty hangover.

Munson

Call Of Duty: Black Ops :yay
Quote from: ice grillin you on April 01, 2008, 05:10:48 PM
perhaps you could explain sd's reasons for "disliking" it as well since you seem to be so in tune with other peoples minds

Rome

We got The South Of Music in Blu Ray and I've been watching it for most of the afternoon.

Merry farging Christmas.


PoopyfaceMcGee

The South of Music?  With Scarlett O'Hara running from the Nazis?

Sgt PSN

Merry Santamas, jack holes.


hbionic

I hope everyone had a good holiday.

I've realized...that as I've gotten older...that whole magical feeling Christmas used to have is gone...for the most part. All I think now is, "How much is this shtein gonna cost?" "Christmas shopping blows" and "If my daughter was dressed like that, I'd be farging her too".

Maybe I'm just turning into a bitter old man.

I said watch the game and you will see my spirit manifest.-ILLEAGLE 02/04/05


TexasEagle

Heh, for me if a holiday doesn't involve sitting outside and having a cookout I find I only tend to care about it if I'm not working. Christmas these days is only good for finding cheap shtein I was going to buy anyway so I don't spend more on it then I need to (hence my 2TB hard drive I got for $80 this year).

Once you find out Santa Claus is a figment of someone's imagination Christmas loses most of its luster.

Diomedes

sure, until you have kids...then it's fun again...then they leave and it sucks...then they have grandchildren and it's great...then you die
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

ice grillin you

theres nothing remotely good about kids
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

Sgt PSN

Quote from: TexasEagle on December 27, 2010, 10:30:08 AM
Once you find out Santa Claus is a figment of someone's imagination Christmas loses most of its luster.

Jesus is a figment of damn near everyones imagination and that doesn't stop people from worshipping him 365.  Pretending a fat man exists for 24 hours is harmless and kinda fun.


I find Xmas to be 100000000x more enjoyable now that I've eliminated the religious aspect. No Xmas eve church service. No stories of a virgin giving birth in a barn. Just family, food and a truckload of frivolous gifts. Pretty much the perfect day.

TexasEagle

Christmas hasn't been about Jesus in many, many decades... I didn't know people still went in for that farce.

SunMo

I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood.