the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[PhillyPhreak54]

I will now. But I never imagined that someone would scope out and jack me for stock rims.

But then again, this is Houston.

The shock when I walked outside this morning was pretty high. The only thing that would have been more shocking would be to learn that MDS got laid.

[SD]

Buy. Wheel. Locks.

This

They're like $5 a rim and make them impossible to get off

[PhillyPhreak54]

I know, I had them on all the Mustangs but never thought I would need them for a truck

[Zanshin]

My son was eating Pop Rocks, so we gave some to the dog. Fun look on her face as she licked her lips to the crackling noises.

[mussa]

that was quite the random musing

[LBIggle]

not worthy. stick them up your ass then report back.

[mussa]

not worthy. stick them up your dogs ass then report back.

[BigEd76]

protect your banana

love the burning questions at the bottom

[reese125]

its just a matter of time we can all feel safe driving ourselves home drunk. thanks google.

http://bit.ly/be5oPZ

[Yeti]

This sign was on the side of the door where I took my wife Friday night.
She looked at it, looked at me and said "Classy."

[phattymatty]

apparently one of these chile miners asked for his wife and mistress to be waiting at the top. pimp.

[smeags]

threesome !

[MDS]

whatever the opposite of an uncle tom is, thats what mike wilbon is

wilbon here, juan williams there

[Sgt PSN]

Are you saying that Wilbon is too black? 

[MDS]

no im saying he sucks off jesse jackson likes its going out of style