Phillies 2010 Season Thread

Started by SunMo, March 31, 2010, 06:45:51 PM

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Drunkmasterflex

I don't get this Kendrick thing at all, he hasn't been that bad since his rough start.  What they need is some goddamned timely hitting. 
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PoopyfaceMcGee


MDS

lol @ this picture

there was also a negative story about werth in the allentown paper. not about his play but more about how hes apparently a giant dick. im not linking it because im too lazy. go and look it up.

also utley and werth and maybe some others were out gambling until 4am after the game last night. i actually approve of this, though im eagerly awaiting the old white people to say "he needs to get some sleep and focus on his hitting." or maybe he needs to drink a lot and lose money. thats more important. losers.
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

ice grillin you

they have been talking about werth being a fleshpop forever....glad it finally made it up to pennsyltucky
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

PoopyfaceMcGee

Werth needs to be traded...

BECAUSE HE DOESN'T LIKE TALKING TO THE MEDIA!!


Hilarious, but it explains why this broad works in Allentown and not in the big city:

MDS

all ive heard about werth is that hes untalkative and ladies want to bone him

pg where ya at
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

ice grillin you

Quote from: FastFreddie on July 20, 2010, 04:17:56 PM
Werth needs to be traded...

BECAUSE HE DOESN'T LIKE TALKING TO THE MEDIA!!


Hilarious, but it explains why this broad works in Allentown and not in the big city:


holy shtein did you actually read it?....i think we found a writer worse than the lil guy....peep just the first few lines


It's something I've thought for a long time and I've mentioned it to friends and family recently.

Now I'm just going to put it out there --- the Phillies should trade Jayson Werth. I don't care that they'll get two first-round draft picks for him when he signs with some other team at the end of the season. He needs to go --- now.

The guy isn't producing, and quite frankly, players usually have their best years when they're playing for a contract. They see dollar signs, and I can't blame them for having some extra pick-me-up in their step. But Werth doesn't have that, and that's worrisome. Remember how he got picked off yesterday? Shouldn't happen.
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

PoopyfaceMcGee

Yeah, I read it.  I kept waiting for her to strengthen the point about his production in a contract year, but she really chose the media snubbing as the primary problem.

But seriously, it does say a lot about Todd's writing that this woman has what would basically be a dream job for him while he's writing about who made the local softball all-star game in Browntown, TX.

ice grillin you

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i love how she mentions that she thought about trading werth "forever" like she was ahead of the game yet was to much of a little pussssie to go on record with it until the rest of the media made it safe for her

and do you remember that phillies game?....the one from YESTERDAY!
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

smeags

#4629
Quote from: FastFreddie on July 20, 2010, 04:26:16 PM


But seriously, it does say a lot about Todd's writing that this woman has what would basically be a dream job for him while he's writing about who made the local softball all-star game in Browntown, TX.

hey don't knock it, beer leagues are HUGE down there.
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Quote from: ice grillin you on March 16, 2008, 03:38:24 PM
phillies will be under 500 this year...book it

MDS

look at what ive created

ff couldnt wait to talk about me. sweet heavens i love this man.
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

PoopyfaceMcGee

You may not believe it, but I'm rooting for you.  I mean... it's not like any of the existing Philly sports beat writers are any good.  It would at least be entertaining to read your stuff and think things like...

"His editor is obviously working overtime."
"I think that's a veiled shot at Havas."
"I wonder what he really WANTED to write."

So, what would your article on the Phillies be about today?  Staying the course?

PhillyGirl

QuoteAmaro hints Saturday's starter, who replaces Kyle Kendrick, will come in a trade. Said Happ is a candidate, too. Carpenter is long man.
"Oh, yeah. They'll still boo. They have to. They're born to boo. Just now, they'll only boo with two Os instead of like four." - Larry Andersen

PhillyGirl

LOL

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# "I think we know exactly what we're going to do," Amaro said. "I just choose not to tell you."     less than a minute ago  via TweetDeck

 
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# Who had that Amaro Smug Meter a few weeks ago? We're at threat level red.   less than a minute ago via TweetDeck
"Oh, yeah. They'll still boo. They have to. They're born to boo. Just now, they'll only boo with two Os instead of like four." - Larry Andersen

Munson

Sportsnite saying the word is it's gonna be Haren or Oswalt
Quote from: ice grillin you on April 01, 2008, 05:10:48 PM
perhaps you could explain sd's reasons for "disliking" it as well since you seem to be so in tune with other peoples minds