Around the NFL - 2010

[Sgt PSN]

I havent seen the video, but I am fairly certain that there's not a person on the planet who has played at least 1 round that hasn't peed on a golf course.

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Women are people too

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[PhillyPhreak54]

I pissed on the course today. I was drinking water by the liter... sweltering out there.

[SD]

I havent seen the video, but I am fairly certain that there's not a person on the planet who has played at least 1 round that hasn't peed on a golf course.

I took a dump in the woods once when there wasn't a honey bucket in site. Luckily I had an extra towel in my bag. It's amazing how fast flies will swarm to shtein.

[Sgt PSN]

I was drinking water by the liter.

Who the farg plays golf and doesn't booze it up from tee to green?  Where you wearing some of those cute little golf skorts too? 

[SD]

he was wearing a kilt

[ice grillin you]

i can definitely see j golfing in bike shorts lookin like sam wyche and shtein

[PhillyPhreak54]

lol..negative.

And I wasn't drinking because it was too damn hot. I've done it before and its miserable to get wasted on a golf course when its 100+.

I drank water to stay hydrated, golfed, and then went out drinking at night.

[QB Eagles]

I played 18 holes on one of those 96 degree days here a couple weeks ago and the farging beer cart broke down when we were on the second hole. No beer, no water, no nothin. I did not piss on the course that day.

[Diomedes]

I hate golf.  I hate golfers.  I hate golf culture.  The whole think sucks.  Racist sexist bourgeois bullshtein.  A bunch of people pretending to have liesure, pretending to have wealth, stretching to hang with those who actually do, country club sycophants, dirtbags.   Terrible waste of scarce resources: water, and green land (open space, or park, or nature preserve, anything is better than a vast stretch of fertilized, obsessively pruned and mowed land you can't go to unless you suck Gold dick).

I've never actually golfed.  I don't have to do it, to know what I think of it and the people I see do it.  

But I know this much:  if I ever do golf, and the farging alcohol delivery method fails at the second green, I am not tee-ing off at the third.  I'm done.  Going to the clubhouse.  Or home.  Somewhere nice.  Which means, with beer at the very least.

[ice grillin you]

you are thinking of country clubs not golf...i golf occasionally in dc at a course that is at least 50/50 and probably more black than white

[Diomedes]

I am perhaps conflating the two.  I stand by it nevertheless.

[ice grillin you]

im def not here to defend golf...there are more than enough things to hate about it

[PhillyPhreak54]

I like to play.


And Dio definitely has the country club scene confused with going to a public course and hacking around for four hours.

[QB Eagles]

Hacking is too kind to describe what I do out there, I'm a raw beginner. Pretty sure there are a wide variety of reasons me and my jerkoff friends wouldn't be too welcomed in a country club setting. We stick to public shteinholes.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Yeah, I am not down with the CC settings at all. I refuse to pay more than $50 for a round of golf. So that eliminates most courses.